Iranian terror plot.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    It's obviously complete bullshit. But why? I keep asking myself, "Are Americans stupid enough to attack Iran?" I keep telling myself, "No," but I've learnt to never overestimate the intelligence of Americans.
     
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    nobody gives a flying fuck.
     
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    Every single "Coalition" soldier in Iraq and Afghanistan is going to "give a flying fuck" if America attacks Iran. You can bet your sweet ass on that.
     
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    that sounds like a personal problem for them.
     
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    And their families. And everybody who has to dish out money for welfare and disability payments. And everybody who has to deal with the rapid increase in oil prices.
     
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    still not caring.
     
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    Who knows really? I doubt anyone of us actually knows how the power structure in Iran actually works. But when I look at this, I feel all it is some guy in the Iranian government wants glory or has some other objective and acted independently of the system.
     
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    The whole "ignorant american" concept is a creation of the American media, and its just peddled to frightened soccer moms and smug foreigners. Aside from blacks and latinos, white and asian american students rank very highly internationall on test scores.
     
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    It's more about the amount of money they have. Latinos and Blacks have generally less money.
     
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    I doubt anybody in Iran would use an alcoholic used car salesman to hire a Mexican cartel to kill an ambassador.

    I've met Americans and I've spoken to quite a few online. Trust me when I say that Americans tend to be the densest motherfuckers in the world, regardless of what ethnicity or religion they are. Keep in mind that I've spoken to Balkanites and Caucasians. Both of which only speak in political slogans and sound-bites. Americans are actually worse than that because they believe themselves to be sentient and others not sentient. Which is the saddest and most pathetic things I've ever witnessed. Which reminds me of something.

    By that logic Asian and Jewish Americans should be very knowledgeable. Which simply isn't the case.
     
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    Unless they wanted it to fail and people in Iran wanted to use a war to consolidate power, which is typical in Muslim politics.
     
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    It's lot easier to get away with crimes in Iran. Also a lot easier to get jailed. It's irony sort of.

    That's because you insult the living shit out of them like they have to earn you're respect before you take what they know into account. Yes Americans have an ego problem when you call them out for being Americans. Such is life, brah.

    Yes, actually it is.
     
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    lol you're mad because Americans make you feel stupid. We understand. Its ok. So you can't get into any of our Universities, which are the best in the world, don't feel too bad. Don't feel too bad America produces more research than any other nation on earth too.

    You're just very stupid and angry, we understand.
     
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    Iran reminds me of Nachos for some fucking reason.
     
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    You might not understand this but war is detrimental when the two sides are hopelessly asymmetrical. Iran can beat America on the ground, but before America puts its fodder in harms way they'll bomb the living crap out of Iran and turn it into something that resembles Afghanistan/Iraq under American occupation.

    You raise a valid point. However, pissing on American pride makes me feel better and that's basically the only reason I do it. I've debated with Americans on this forum without taking their nationality into account. Indeed, I have treated them as intellectual equals more often than not. That's because I wish to learn. And so far the only thing I've learnt from Americans is that Americans don't wish to learn.

    Bush graduated from Yale and most scientists in America are first or second generation immigrants. Both is irrelevant since I can't think of a single scientist (American or not) who should be leading a nation. People with high IQs are quite possibly the most foolish people you'll ever meet. That's probably because most (if not all) of them are autistic. But also because they think they're smart, which makes them not want to learn to understand.
     
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    Grandpa used to say. Smart people do some of the stupidest shit you'll ever see.
     
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    So um, an Iranian tried to pull an Assassin's Creed on an Arab Saudi ambassador on US soil

    Let them fight each other, fgs. Persians hate Arabs more than jews
     
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    Lol, way to use empty rhetoric to avoid the fact that America leads the world in scientific achievement. Your argument is stupid. You are mad and insanely jealous of America.
     
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    You're absolutely right. America is leading the way in... what, exactly? It's been two decades and they still haven't found a cure for AIDS. Other nations are growing/harvesting artificial skin paving the way for the first true sentient program while Americans are scratching their balls and yelling, "We're #1!" Well at least Americans lead the way in remote controlled death machines... oh, wait, drones are an Israeli invention.
     
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    While on the subject of significant contributions to world, what has Australian done, The Member Formerly Known As Baya?
     
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    BAM. Intellectual checkmate, motherfucker.
     
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    they didnt make an ipad.

    so fuck YOU.
     
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    I said "significant".
     
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    Give it time, bro. Give it time.

    But they do show some pretty fantastic inventions on that show, TBH.
     
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    loool keep on crying. Just because you're too ignorant to know about the advances we make, doesn't mean we don't make them. For example, we lead the world in food sciences and GM foods, we do excellent work in bioinformatics, and also, the israelis have no inventions, we pay for them, so they are all ours.
     
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    I guess you guys have to lead in medicine and food because y'all suffering an "obesity epidemic."
     
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    I didn't say medicine, though we are good at that, and the BMI's of most developed nations such as China and Australia are approaching America's pretty rapidly. I assume you misinterpreted "bioninformatics" as something medical when its actually the analysis of large amounts of genetic data.
     
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    I very much doubt America is leading the way in genetics but whatever. Christ, you guys aren't even allowed to research stem cells obtained from foetuses.
     
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    yes we are, jesus where have you been?
     
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