Iranian Footballer Avoids "No Hands" Call

Discussion in 'News' started by MrGask, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. MrGask

    MrGask
    Expand Collapse
    #FreeGask

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    12,133
    Occupation:
    Bastard child of Jigsaw and Kayako
    Home Page:

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Lloyd

    Lloyd
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,410
    Anything that makes football less of a bore is fine with me, and grenades make it a lot more exciting.
     
  3. Atomic_Joe

    Atomic_Joe
    Expand Collapse
    Joevahkiin

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2011
    Messages:
    7,111
    Occupation:
    Throat Puncher
    Home Page:
    There are 5 year olds in Africa that recognize what a fucking hand grenade is, and yet this fully grown Iranian man has no fucking clue.
     
  4. Lloyd

    Lloyd
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,410
    Maybe he always played Axis...
     
  5. Lyle

    Lyle
    Expand Collapse
    turtle

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    That's football right? Losing a hand wouldn't of ended his career. lol
     
  6. Murdoc esp

    Murdoc esp
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2011
    Messages:
    4,121
    Occupation:
    soy un vago de mierda....
    Holy fuck, these fuckers are just plain insane lol, close enough to ultras and southamerican supporters, @Massgrav check this shit lol
     
  7. MrGask

    MrGask
    Expand Collapse
    #FreeGask

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    12,133
    Occupation:
    Bastard child of Jigsaw and Kayako
    Home Page:
    More like a pipe bomb. A properly constructed grenade would have killed everyone in that video (possibly including the cameraman).
     
  8. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,477
    Home Page:
    Grenade tennis is a thrill

    Continuous Sudden death there
     
  9. Stormtrooper

    Stormtrooper
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2011
    Messages:
    1,263
    Occupation:
    Sentient Game-Boy Thingie
    Home Page:
    This made me chuckle.
     
  10. PerpetuallyAroused

    PerpetuallyAroused
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    5,373
    Occupation:
    Superhero Scientist
    I don't think that was a grenade, the explosion was too small. Real nade is gonna throw shrapnel to about 9 feet if I recall correctly.

    Also how is the bar?
     
  11. Atomic_Joe

    Atomic_Joe
    Expand Collapse
    Joevahkiin

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2011
    Messages:
    7,111
    Occupation:
    Throat Puncher
    Home Page:
    I have to wonder what it was then.

    And meh, it'll do. Lots of people you'd love to hate there.
     
  12. Lyle

    Lyle
    Expand Collapse
    turtle

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    If you look closely you can tell it was just a small powder explosive wrapped in paper and plastic. It would of blew his fingers off if it went off in his hand but would do little damage if it was to go off at their feet as intended. Was most likely intended as a rotten tomato for the opposing team, muslim style.
     
  13. PerpetuallyAroused

    PerpetuallyAroused
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    5,373
    Occupation:
    Superhero Scientist
    What happened to the whole prison guard thing?
     
  14. Atomic_Joe

    Atomic_Joe
    Expand Collapse
    Joevahkiin

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2011
    Messages:
    7,111
    Occupation:
    Throat Puncher
    Home Page:
    Interview on the 10th of October.
     
  15. Hemlock

    Hemlock
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2012
    Messages:
    1,417
    Occupation:
    Unemployed IT Student and Linux User
    Home Page:
    He is probably used to seeing his fellow sandniggers with grenades attached to them. He also probably swam in the nuclear power plants.
     
  16. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    37,127
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    It wasn't a hand grenade. It was "some kind of mini grenade or firecracker, which exploded upon impact."
     
  17. MrGask

    MrGask
    Expand Collapse
    #FreeGask

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    12,133
    Occupation:
    Bastard child of Jigsaw and Kayako
    Home Page:
  18. Murdoc esp

    Murdoc esp
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2011
    Messages:
    4,121
    Occupation:
    soy un vago de mierda....
  19. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,477
    Home Page:
    That seems more like a stink bomb, lol
     
  20. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    36,536
    Home Page:
    lool, those crazy arabs
     
  21. Porn

    Porn
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2012
    Messages:
    602
    Occupation:
    Quality poster
    Awesome.
    Maybe these dumb arabs will manage to build a proper bomb next time.
     
  22. Likeicare

    Likeicare
    Expand Collapse
    EDF is my hugbox

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2012
    Messages:
    36,536
    Home Page:
    You know thats not going to happen
     
  23. MrGask

    MrGask
    Expand Collapse
    #FreeGask

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    12,133
    Occupation:
    Bastard child of Jigsaw and Kayako
    Home Page:
    I really hope this catches on. Explosives make everything better.
    Military Service!
    [​IMG]
    Roadside Construction!
    [​IMG]
    Anime!
    [​IMG]
    Sewage Treatment!
    [​IMG]
    Old Men Sneezing!
    [​IMG]
    Hindu Marches!
    [​IMG]
    Practical Jokes!
    [​IMG]
    Science!
    [​IMG]