"Iran: There will be war – and we'll win" "America: O RLY?"

Discussion in 'News' started by Rock, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. Rock

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    Great. So can we expect them to fire the first shots?
     
  3. Tai Le Ree

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    I just hope Iran has nukes. It would be a good way to reduce the crime rate in DC.
     
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    Not to mention the entire planet.
     
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    Iran has uh....sprawling fields of uranium-contaminated weed? oh, we're so fucked
     
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    I hope their poorly engineered rockets deviate way off their course and hit several coastal locations in Africa.
     
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    U.S has no nukes, they sold them for Smack Crack and Blow.
    In this tanking economy.
     
  8. Lyle

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    One thing the U.S. does have a huge abundance in is furfags. Catapulting them into Iran's territory will make them all sick and die from a unique strain of superAIDS that has a short incubation period and even shorter ToD.
     
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    its like i try to do shit in my own yard and either the US government or some other one has to fuck shit up and throw baby tantrums and piss me off.

    stay the hell out of my yard, all of you.
     
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    Maybe we should just release all of the convicted rapists of America into Iran's most populated cities with pistols and Viagra and watch the show.
     
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    America will "win" alright, but not before we lose tens of thousands of soldiers lives.
     
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    they bought the ticket, they take the fucking ride.
     
  15. FührerReloaded

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    I think America should take all of it's convicts and send them to Iran for "Frontbewährung".
    Either they win, or the USA will have a lot less criminals.
     
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  17. Lyle

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    The flaw in that is they could simply defect from the US and spread their gang influence there. Even worse, defect and join up with the enemy, giving their service and supplies in return for amnesty.
     
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    They're bluffing. The IRG knows they can't win an all out war with the United States and Friends. But it's not like they can come right out and say that in front of all their Allah-buddies.
     
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    That's why we'll fit them with explosive collars. :hitler:
     
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    I'm liking the cut of your jib, Elijah.
     
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    You know your fucked when the reason you think you will win a war is because of a god
     
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    Iran nuking everyone costing millions of Civilians and THEN tens of thousands of soldiers lives sounds much better though :)
     
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    What about explosive clothing?
     
  25. Nuclear war

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    jesus christ, I am so fucking tired of "iran this, iran that" lets just nuke the shit out iran. nothing of value will be lost.
     
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    You know, maybe they do believe it, it would be funny though. We saw how long it took us to royally gang bang Iraq back into the stone age. I'm not sure Iran realizes exactly what will happen if they do something like say, take out an aircraft carrier. They will piss off the armed forces, save the American tax payer billions of dollars, and qualify themselves for the really fun toys.

    I'm sure their missile control systems are suffering stuxnet AIDS, I'm sure every missile command team has at least one guy on our payroll in it. In the event of any war, they'd either be bombed, hacked, or commandoed to death before they could fire their poorly designed missiles. Within 48 hours of any hostilities commencing, their entire air + anti air capability would be destroyed, and they'd get to feel like japan in the 40s.

    America may not be able to fight an anti-geurilla campaign worth shit, but we are far and away the best in the world at killing motherfuckers stupid enough to stand still.