iOS is the new Windows, when it comes to Malware.

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  1. zaiger

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    I'm glad I am on my nice safe Windows 7 PC instead of an unsecure Apple product.
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    Haha, stupid macfags, it was only a matter of time. Now their only claim to fame is the macbook air, IT CAN TOTALLY FIT IN A MANILA ENVELOPE.

    Edit: I must find this so I can fuck with my snot-nosed, elitist macfag friends.
     
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    Lolz, some of my friends are MacFags claiming that Macs are more "liberal-friendly" when Steve Jobs was a self-adulating, money slut , dictator, and they call him a genius. He also cheated his friend Steve Wozniak, the original creator, so he can get more money to practice alternative medicine while averting treatments for his disease. LOL cancer wins with a FATALITY.

    Meanwhile, Bill Gates is giving away 90% of his money to AIDS-ridden niggers, and he's a greedy corporate whore.
     
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    Or you could buy an open source device and have all the abilities of a jailbroken phone right out of the box.
     
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    SHIT don't effect me, but I know a large group of people that are. Well it's time for me to start warming up my troll face again.
     
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    The death of Steve Job brought the death of Apple. Give it time...
     
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    My Sister has an iPad 2, She uses it for help with school and OH SHI- :eek:
     
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    The only apple product I will use is my iPad, but other than that, apple products sucks. Androids are better, yet iPhones sell like hotcakes. I don't understand why they sell so fast and yet it's expensive as fuck.
     
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    Is the isheep mode that think that if you don't have and apple product you are nothing.
     
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    LOL DAT SUX

    BTW ANYONE WHO ACCESS THE INTERNET WITH A DEVICE THAT IS NOT A COMPUTER (IE.: CELLPHONE) IS A FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
     
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    Welcome to reality, Mac-users. Linux-users, you're next.

    All things different, this reminds me of how con-artists played decades-old routines on the former citizens of DDR. They had been "protected" from those memes and had therefore no resistance against raising chinchillas in the back yard and growing meadow mushrooms in the cellar-schemes.
     
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    Wait, so you mean to say, by installing an unofficial firmware you lower the security of the device and open it to exploitation? Shit man.

    Also, 90% of iOS users do not jailbreak their device. That's just bogus.
     
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    My iPod isn't jailbroken.
     
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    But can it in this case be really called malware? Windows users gets malware even when they do everything right. But Apple-products comes with the commandment "thou shalt not jaile breake".
    Is there any reliable figure on how many units who are jailbroken?
     
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    hahaha i'm still laughing that steve jobs died