Invading a planet full of furfags

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Esther Nguyen, Jul 20, 2011.

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  1. Invade that planet for teh lulz, wipe out furfags, and aquire all resources on that planet

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  2. Make peace with the furfags and form interplanetary alliance

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  3. Man a planet-destroying battle station (death star) and destroy that planet

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  1. Esther Nguyen

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    If you were the leader of a global empire in the 41st century, and your team of astronomers discovered a planet inhabited by a civilization of anthropomorphic animals with 21st-century style technology, what would you do?
     
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    I say send in the space marines. Suffer not the furfag to live, yadda yadda yadda. You get the picture.
     
  3. Esther Nguyen

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    Instead, send drones/androids and unmanned/automated starships to that star system to avoid losing human lives, and if u use droids instead of humans, they won't know where the invaders came from
     
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    I selected option 2, so they can be easily enslaved
     
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    Landing on the planet would expose the troops to furfaggoty, so destroying the planet would make sure nobody is infected by the furAIDS
     
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    You would have to wipe out the planet to avoid contact with the furfaggotry. In other words WE NEED TO DESTROY EARTH!!!!!!
     
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    2012 is here in a few months, so we'd better prepare for the Ultimate Anhiliation of Furfaggotry.
     
  9. Esther Nguyen

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    Thats why we send battle an armada of battle droids instead of human soldiers
     
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    Wait, can furries corrupt machinery?
     
  11. Esther Nguyen

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    Unless they can manage to destroy the command module (the thing that controls the droids) that is in orbit around their planet. But they wont lol.
     
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    k, I'd do that then.
     
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    Destroy the planet . Every thing on their planet is tainted !
     
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    But look what happened in Star wars, they managed to destroy the Scalefag army but some retarded kid flew a spaceship and fucked everything up. The planet is evil and must be destroyed to stop the surrounding system to be infected with furfaggotry!
     
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    Make sure to wipeout the American versions first, every other country will lose hope, their race will be shit out of luck.
     
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    I volunteer to sacrifice myself to end the lives of the YUROPEEN furfaggots.

    If not that, the Britfag ones: I feel a need to purge my home turf.
     
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    Ehh, hypothetically speaking, "real" anthros are more tolerable compared to the FAGGOTS who wish they COULD be anthro. Fuck it, I'd make peace and enlist the wolf ones in my army so they can use their SUPAR 1337 hunting abilities to seek out and destroy my targets.

    TL;DR Real Anthros that evolved are cool. Fat basement fucks who dress up in suits 3 sizes too small need to die.
     
  18. Esther Nguyen

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    What shall we do about Barafox Furbama, Girraffi (the furry version if Gadafi), and Ottersama Bin Laden pwnt by furbama?
     
  19. Esther Nguyen

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    If it was the 1940's in the furplanet, what If Adolf Yiffler and Joseph Stallion and Bearnito Ursarini are still alive?

    oh and Furklin D. Roostvelt and Hairy S. Truwolf?
     
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    Everything you just said is made of fail. Stop trying so hard fgt.
     
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    If you blow the planet up you run the risk of shards of furfagtonite showering every other planet
     
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    Bombard the planet with every WMD there is.
     
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    I would create the Genesis Device from Star Trek 2 and use it at that planet.

    Than i would use the resources from that planet to cruise that universe with the rest of the human race.

    Carl Sagan will be proud.
     
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    Even if you were to win, it would be a Pyrrhic victory at best.
     
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    KILL IT ALL Duh!!!
     
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    Send in the Gayniggers from Outer Space to wipe out all their females. Then invade
     
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    that much concentration of faggotry might destroy the universe
     
  28. Tai Le Ree

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    This is real anthropomorphic animals, not furfags.
    Its the humans that think they are animals that have to be delt with. Not this.

    Since its not a cancer but still lower than us I suggest a simple planet conquering.
     
  29. TwoStar

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    Oh fuck, I just realized
    There would be the chance of feral humans as pets in that world
    And then there would be so-called "skinfags" on that plane who would want to see us humans as the higher lifeforms
    So really, our arrival would actually please some of them
    In that case the best action is no action at all
     
  30. Vyktor

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    We can all agree, the idea of an Anthromorphic race is pretty cool. Its the fat basement dwelling fucks who fap to the pr0n of it and wander around in piss and cum stained suits that fag it up for the rest of us.

    Fuck you furfags.