Things to know about me: -I am a cynical asshole I cannot stress this enough. People constantly tell me their problems, expecting some magical solution to fly from my mouth, and the response is always the same: Just fucking deal with it. -I haz munniz I am fairly well off. I work hard, and that's about it. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment by myself with some spare cash for whatever. I'm just good at being a greedy jew and stashing my money. -I have a number of patents That's how I have half of my jew gold. -I am a manwhore. I sleep around with a lot of women, breaking their expectations, etc. I never intend to get married.