Intro from me.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Voodeuxfy, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. Voodeuxfy

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    Things to know about me:

    -I am a cynical asshole
    I cannot stress this enough. People constantly tell me their problems, expecting some magical solution to fly from my mouth, and the response is always the same: Just fucking deal with it.

    -I haz munniz
    I am fairly well off. I work hard, and that's about it. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment by myself with some spare cash for whatever. I'm just good at being a greedy jew and stashing my money.

    -I have a number of patents
    That's how I have half of my jew gold.

    -I am a manwhore.
    I sleep around with a lot of women, breaking their expectations, etc. I never intend to get married.
     
  2. Negi Springfield

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    Welcome ^_^

    You'll fit right in.
     
  3. HyperHominid

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    Welcome, don't die on us yet. :I
     
  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    JEWGOLD MUST BE SHARED
     
  5. Suiseiseki

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    TL;DR
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    Welcome.
     
  6. Khanzer

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  7. messyjessie

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  8. Voodeuxfy

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    I appreciate the resurrection.

    Been busy with this move, and getting my brother settled into his first year of college.
     
  9. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Don't fuck with a man and his patents
     
  10. Trixie

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    welcome!!! :nyan:

    if it's not too much of a bother,
    would you screw me 3 ways 'til sunday?
     
  11. scumhook

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    Necrofix'd.

    Good to see you're keeping it all in the family.
     
  12. Voodeuxfy

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    Well played.