As some of you may know by now, I've been masterfully cultivating an "open relationship" with this one girl, and I've been working on a few others. So far, my relationship status remains successfully "open" because I only just got out of a 7 year looooong relationship only 4-5 months ago, and can't stomach another proper one just yet. Anyway, it's all well. It was all well, UNTIL: this faggot, let's call him Chad-Trevor, because I hate both those names so much (sorry, Trevor!!). Fucking CHAD-TREVOR has jealous eyes for my lady (even though she's not even officially *my* lady - and she only turned 18, so she's really not even a lady, but a girl..) According to her, CT always has had eyes for her. In fact, his FB profile is just a pic of her he took while out for coffee, looking at him. It's really, really creepy. (He's one of those "coffee dater" guys.) And even before I knew he was really into my chick, *I knew --* from the way he was acting around me: far too friendly, and clingy with, lets call her... Birthdaygirl (since I fucked her on her birthday.) So, CHAD-TREVOR tells Birthdaygirl that she had better just ditch me, pronto, because I'm apparently a raging alcoholic and a drug addict. Granted, he is 50% right -- but I'm no drunk. In fact, I'm such a violent, dumb drunk, I seldom drink to excess anymore. (The only things in life I truly regret all centre around hurting people who don't deserved to be hurt; physically, especially. That's just low-down.) But, being the white knight that he is, CT-motherfucker keeps making shit up about me and telling her, in an effort to get her to break [glorious love making] off with me. His "warnings" are always intended to be secret, because he's a gigantic pussy, but Birthdaygirl tells me everytime, of course -- because she knows that I, unlike most people, legitimately enjoy having people hate me for petty reasons; that I love hearing salacious lies, half-truths, and bad-truths about me. Infamous is as close to famous as I'll ever get. And also, I appreciate the way a series of lies mutates over time, getting worse and worse, until comical. Lies make me feel like Loki. So, Birthdaygirl counters his shit, letting it slide to that when CHAD-TREVOR was 17 (he's 22 now), he fucked his sister; more accurately, he r.aped his sister. And according to my other friend, also a girl, who actually dated the guy last year, she was r.aped by him, bringing his kill count to a debatable 2. He had sex with her while she was asleep. "Granted," I explained, "that wasn't real r.ape. It was almost r.ape, MAYBE..." But even that's cutting it. It was low-down, tastless, and funny. But it wasn't r.ape. However, for the sake of making that guy look more like an asshole, let's just call it r.ape. Lets say he's r.aped twice. He's the Rape Baron, with two kill counts. Only instead of a bi-wing plane, he pulls a little red r.ape wagon. He's got two kill counts marked on its side. Finally, the other-other night, Birthdaygirl and I are hanging out by the Safeway, after closing, making out and shit in this tunnel, when out from nowhere, CHAD-TREVOR -- who works in the Deli, r.aping sandwiches and potato salads; he see's us and joins in uninvited -- he "r.apes" the party. Just standing there, he eventually r.apes Birthdaygirl from my lap and asks "to speak to her ... IN PRIVATE." CHAD-TREVOR reiterated that I was a drunk and a junkie.. and a few [incomprehensible things] also (which I bet I probably am / was.) Unlike master faggot, CHAD-TREVOR, I'm an unabashed scumbag. But a fancy, kind of anti-hero scumbag. Not a sister-fucking sort. I heard him this time and told him that, again, he was 50% right-on the money -- BUT! Last I heard, it was far worse to be an incestuous rapist. INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE. He began sputtering. I kept hounding him to "JUST FUCKIN' FESS UP, MAN." He was like, "I was horny and young, and I didn't really fuck her. I just kinda felt her [with my dick.]" So, I told him to get the fuck out of my business, leave Bithdaygirl alone (they used to be friends, but she finally faced the truth: he's a rapist!), and, once again, it was much better being a junkie than a repeat rapist - an INCESTUOUS rapist! INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE. tl;dr? CHAD-TREVOR forcibly fucks his sister and his sleeping ex.