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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Sugar Bombs, May 7, 2012.
Best one will win a fabulous prize.
And I will deliver on it.
You're a lovely angel, and a good person.
I think I've already won.
Because I am the scum of the Earth. There never will be a worse man.
Because it's funny.
Be mean, you cute little tentacled beast of the oceans.
Because I had sex with your mom.
THERE IS NOTHING SWEET ABOUT A PICKLE YOUR USERNAME IS A LIE YOU ARE A LIE
I done this to your family
Dear Sugar Bomb,
Listen the fuck up, you little cockmongling shit. You are utter scum. Looking at your profile you have more likes than actual posts. It's obvious you pander to this crowd of stupid low life shits that post on this pathetic forum. Maybe you're a girl and you've just spam posted pics of your saggy tits for the horny little faggots on this forum to jerk off to. Fucking whore. I hate you, and I hate everything that you stand for. You should know your place beneath me you insignificant wench. Here's a list of tasks that I demand you do at once:
1. Grab a paper and pencil (or pen, or blood soaked tampon for all I fucking care)
2. Write down the rest of these instructions so that your little pea brain doesn't fucking forget how to do them.
3. Turn off your fucking computer (or laptop), grab all the components and throw it into the largest body of water you can find (whether it be your filled bath tub, your pool, the ocean, a local river / lake, it's up to you to find out, just don't fucking get lost while doing it you stupid fucking bitch)
4. Pills, we know you have them, you fucking medicated little shit. Find all of them around your house, your neighbors house, that old lady you live next to (she's going to die soon, take them anyways, you need to die sooner).
5. Take out the blender, a food processor or coffee grinder, I don't give a fuck what it is, as long as it's good enough to turn all these pills into a fine powder.
6. Take all the fucking pills and grind them into a fine powder.
7. Mix it with two parts water, three parts household cleaner.
8. Consume the mix.
9. Die. No one cares about you, no one will notice you on the floor seizing, and by the time you've been found, you'll be a cold corpse which will fade into insignificance, just like your fucking life was.
Don't you fucking like my post you little shit.
AMG, my boofreind is back, evrybody fuck off nao <4
Who the fuck are you?
U sushh nao, a quiet boyfriend is teh best bofrien, placenta phag :3
Unfortunately you didn't provide an appropriate option on the poll.
The closest one to the truth was Option 4, but calling you a cocksucking cunt is like calling the sun a warm ball of gas. While it's technically true, it doesn't even come close to defining the sheer scale of thing being described.
I'll leave the red hair alone, as it's basically nature insulting you via your genes. I'll just say that when your own DNA gives you pasty skin, freckles, and glowing red pubes, you really drew the short straw.
As your phallic pickle obsession indicates, you're a self-abusing loner; weeping as you feverishly beat at your pale genitals, failing to achieve even a small orgasm; all the while being judged by your cat, who watches your every move thinking "thank fuck I'm not a human, if this one's anything to go by".
Perhaps if you fell asleep on your keyboard with your nose pressed on the "f" key, you'd generate a post worth reading.
Fuck you whore, and have a wonderful week.
Note the unsuccessful cut marks on the wrist...
I like you.
It's not me. Too much skin pigment and not enough stretch marks from being a fatty boom-boom.
You're a piece of shit cum guzzler. You only posts to gain attention from basement dwelling faggots, and it's proven by the vast amount of attention you get. What's the matter, you get undressed for men, and all they do is run away from your cum dripping cunt; leaving you here, on the internet, where we can't see your oozing semen holes? Or, is it the fact that you can't go a day without someone thinking you're important, so you need the reassurance of the internet to comfort you with their loneliness as well. Enjoy your retarded ass thread, and the attention of gay white knights.
You're my sock.
You dance to my tune, and say what I think.
That tickling sensation that starts in your anus, creeps up your back, and ends in your throat - that's my arm.
You are nothing without me.
The downside for me is that my hand smells like a ginger's arsehole.
Now that's a shitty state of affairs for all concerned.
If that's your best pickup line, then no fucking wonder you're alone.
Try it on @oddguy - he's a jewish attention whore. He'll probably blow is load if you said that to him.
My lack of English knowledge stops me from properly insult you, so I should have some kind of special treatment or something.
You live in Texas.
There is no point of insulting a person when he/she wants to be insulted. It is just like feeding the troll. I know nothing about you, so my insult would be meaningless and pathetic. Just another waste of my precious time.