Indignant Moralfag Copypasta

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    Out of the ashes of your shattered marathon dreams (and femurs), a new copypasta is born...
    Anonymous [​IMG] 04/15/13(Mon)18:27 No.12663628
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    I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
    Why do people like you find the whole Boston Maraton Bombing something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the bombings. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

    I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

    Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as the many who have ever since the Boston bombings.​
     
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    Anonymous [​IMG] 04/15/13(Mon)21:25 No.12675758
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    Whoever you are, enjoy your fifteen minutes, scumbag.

    You will be caught. You will be thrown in concrete cage and rot there until you're dead. People will forget your name in a few years.

    That's assuming we dont pull you out of a hole to be executed by your peers or shoot you in the face during TV time. Otherwise, your life- or rather your existence- is already decided:

    While we carry on, you will stare at wall into your old age telling yourself it was worth it, and trying so hard to believe it.

    Trying to believe it as your body rots, and your eyes dim and hearing fades into the same small room you've been trapped in for the last decades of your life, watching your cell floor wear smooth with your pacing, listening to other caged lunatics scream and the paint wear away on the walls.

    And all the while you are dying hour by hour in your cement hole, remember this:

    The marathons outside will continue, our citizens will keep running free and above all:

    America will prevail.
     
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    Anonymous [​IMG] 04/15/13(Mon)21:29 No.12676019
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    Gentlemen, the gore and videos of people screaming are merely distractions. The real question is, who, and how, is going to benefit from this?

    How are politicians going to use this?

    Who is going to cop the blame?

    Domestic terrorism to usher in new laws in the states, that give the law enforcement more reach into your private life, and less civil rights is my guess.

    Perhaps they say that the people that committed this used the internet, and use that for new laws regarding the web.

    Voice ye predictions pelicans.

    And don't forget, the gore and muh eight year olds and amputated limbs is all smoke and mirrors for plebs.
     
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    While this is a fair point, it is only true because Americans are shit at pronouncing foreign names. No one has forgotten Timothy McVeigh or Ted Kaczyski, although we have shorted the last guys name to Unabomber, as Kaczynski is kind of hard to pronounce.
     
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    A man's name is irrelevant. All that matters is that his actions live on.
     
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    I would agree, but the guy who said that was not memorable enough (and neither were his actions).
     
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    You clearly don't know what that means, and just heard someone you considered smart say it once.

    Of course I am attacking the merits of the man, when we are debating the merits of men.
     
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    I'm saying that the "merits of men" are irrelevant while you're pointing out my "merits."
     
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    Anonymous [​IMG] 04/16/13(Tue)13:40 No.12711351
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    Hello.

    My name is Ignignokt and this is err.

    Using our powerful quad laser, we have blown up one of your buildings, killing and maiming many.

    We began launching the beam several years ago, but it is very slow. Fortunately, you did no see it coming.

    This is our revenge for removing depictions of ourselves from your city years ago.
     
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    Anonymous [​IMG] 04/16/13(Tue)14:08 No.12712280
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    Every time I see a boston bombing thread, I just shake my head and laugh.

    You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of /b/. You know, that sub-group of 4chan kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to maimed corpses and wishing that osama bin ladin gave you a tug job.

    Why on earth would a group of you no-lives cling heavily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you guys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this?

    At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement for being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least fifteen of you in these threads that are getting hard over the fact people were blown up. There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.

    Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of your bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for you and your edgy bullshit? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION?

    I'm speaking for /b/ as a whole, and possibly, your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explain to your aunt and uncle that you spent the whole day photoshopping pictures of terror victims.

    Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear your browser history and sell your computer.

    I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me...
     
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    I said your quote disproves itself, in that the author, and his actions, were not memorable enough to be remembered. I used more flowery language, which is probably what confused you into thinking it was a personal attack.
     
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    Ah, I see. Remembrance is irrelevant. When I wrote about actions living on I meant making a physical change in our world that lives on after you die.
     
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    I would have already forgotten about the whole thing if my news feeds weren't all jammed up by it.
     
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