inb4 Mass Lardass Suicide

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  1. Immortal_Cake

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    Twinkies are no more.

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    Well, if I knew this will happen, I would have gotten of box of them, when I got groceries last weekend; I haven't had one in a couple years... not even a fried one.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324556304578122632560842670.html
     
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    This is still one of the top stories in the US. Nevermind Gaza, we've got to save Twinkies!
     
  3. Stephen

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    Do people still eat twinkies?
     
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    Oh god, no one tell The Member Formerly Known As Baya. He'll be devastated by this development.
     
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    Not anymore.
     
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    this honestly makes me sad =[
    fuck this world... i don't want to live in it anymore.
     
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    Twinkies were disgusting anyway. Little Debbie 4 LYFE.
     
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    This
     
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    Rest in peace
     
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    he may even become depressed & start losing weight.

    OH HOSTESS - PLEASE THINK OF The Member Formerly Known As Baya'S NEEDS FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF HUMANITY!
     
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    They can make our government a mockery, they can take away our rights, they can send our men and women around the world to pointless military bases, they can plummet our nation into a $16 trillion dollar debt, we don't give a shit about that...but GOD FORBID IF, WE, THE PEOPLE, CAN'T GET OUR FATTY, SHIT-TASTING TREATS, IT WILL BE WAR TO THE KNIFE.
     
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    Why eat twinkies when I can eat one of these?

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    In most cases, savory is better than sweet. That's why no one eats twinkies anymore.
     
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    I only care about this in the sense that Hostess is one of those companies with a lot of history, and it's a shame to see it go out like this.
     
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    And nothing of nutritional value was lost.
     
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    Fucking unions ruin everything.
     
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    I've never actually had a Twinkie. For I don't live in America nor do I have the diminished mental capabilities of an American.
     
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    Fucking unionfags! I don't like Twinkies, but do like Wonder Bread once in a while, this is still a huge loss. I hope the unions lose funding and relevance, but it seems unlikely without the US splitting up since "...hurr durr... IT'S TEH AMURRIKAN WAY!...hurr durr drool..."
     
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    inb4 the usa becomes healthier after this
     
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    Anyone else find it funny that Immortal Cake wrote a story about the death of the one cake like product that had the myth that it lasted forever on the shelf?

    Anywho the joke is on the Union here. Good luck for those stupid fucks to find jobs now.
     
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    PRAISE THE LORD
     
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    I'm more upset about Wonder Bread being closed. That soft, soft bread. Many a ham/turkey/cheese sandwich has been made with Wonder.

    I used to live by a Wonder bread factory back in the day. I associate all my old mornings with the smell of baked bread. I remember my class took a trip and tour of said facility, and I was amazed by the sheer industry of the place, the hum of machinery, mixers and the chatter of employees. Even now, at the ripe old age of 33, do I fondly remember that trip.

    I hope it's a fitting eulogy to another dead American enterprise.