In real life, who would you punch in the face?

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  1. Trixie

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    I work in a library.
    if you could get beat the living shit out of someone you deal with face to face with no consequences,
    who would it be?

    @ work, i'm usually every charming and polite to the patrons that come it.
    BUT today was a day full of people that
    i just wanted to take the computer monitor & smash them in the face.

    this one stupid punk ass kid got on my last nerve.
    i told him he couldn't check out any books if he didn't have his card...
    also, i told him he needed a parent here so i can look up the info to allow him to check out.
    he just stood there & kept asking dumb things on why he couldn't do it...
    i practically has to scream @ him that i wasn't gonna check him out...
    i even called the next patron up & the kid stood there like a dumb fuck.

    eventually, he & his obnoxious brother came up with their mom...
    i lucked out and didn't have to deal with them again but my poor co-worker had too.
    she had absolutely no control of these hellions...
    the younger one kept talking non-stop even after she told him to be quiet.
    she denies she even took books out on one of the little brat's card.

    then, the fucktards decide to start kicking each other
    while waiting for their bitch mom, who continued whine.
    the younger one tells his mom that the older one was kicking him...
    and she asked the stupid punk ass if he kicked him & he said "NO"...
    wtf... i saw you kick him.

    the fucktards started to get really loud...
    and *I* had to tell them to shut the fuck up....but in more words & very nastily.
    their stupid mom tells them to listen to me.

    i'm very lucky i have a lot of patience & self-control
    not to go off on every retarded patron i deal with....

    so- who would you like to bitch slap around in real life?
     
  2. k-hate

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    i work at a dental office and there's at least 2 people a day that i want to punch. i work the front desk so i answer the phones and i'm the first face they see or the first person to pick up the phone. i just screw on a smile when they are pissing me off and then go home and play video games and blow shit up. there's all different kinds of people that drive me nuts but the wacko soccer moms, the condescending men, and cranky old people are a few main categories.
     
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    The same people I would punch if I was in an alternate dimension where I had not seen this thread ever.
     
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    I work in a library.
    our breakdown is:
    kids with their parents,
    old people, smelly people
    and
    smelly old people.
     
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    I currently can not think of anybody I feel like punching, at the moment.

    Disregard it being obvious, you have to be really annoying before I start considering punching you.
     
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    The homeless people who don't ever want to work and then go around telling people how to live their lives like a church priest.

    All the public library staff who throw out white people for bad behavior, but not black people. The teenagers eat at computer desks when signs everywhere forbid strictly, and they love to raise their volume of both headphones and their talk so everybody knows what he-she said on Facebook.
     
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    I work in a library.
    we never throw anyone out....
    unless they are truly out of control.
    then, the cops are called.

    the parents have no control of their kids & we can only do so much.

    glad to see you use your library :awesome:
     
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    Here they throw people out for looking at porn on the internet. Even though that is not rowdy out of control behavior. But if libraries should remain quiet, how is being too loud not out of control?
     
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    Fucking retail people who stare at you blankly when you ask "Where is <insert item that they've been selling for over 1000 years>".

    Independent politicians.

    Cunts who spend their time telling everyone else how to live their lives.

    BTW - didn't realise you were a librarian Trix. +1 to Hawtness.
     
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    I work in a library.
    people can look @ porn in our library but they have to ask the librarian to remove the filter
    & they can get privacy screens so no one can see what they're doing.

    people have no manners anymore & don't know how to act in the library....
    people are really rude by talking on their cell phones & having loud conversations...
    we have one disgusting patron who clips his toenails while reading the newspaper.
     
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    I work in a library.
    no hotness points...
    i'm a library associate working in the circulation dept.
    no MLS required.
     
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    In real life, I HAVE punched a policeman in the face and busted his nose. Being heavily intoxicated and a youth, then, I was not charged (but I was worked over by the cop and two of his friends in the kidneys with batons.)

    But if I could do it all over again, I'd punch in the mouth every Chink sidewalk winder around. I hate when you're trying to pass somebody on the sidewalk - usually a chink used to big crowds and shoving - but they keep zig-zagging like drunks, making passing nearly impossible.

    A few weeks ago this young chink bitch was doing just that. I tried to get past, but she was weaving hardcore, so I was polite, and said 'Excuse me, please" since she bumped into me. But then she looked up at me with this nasty look, like somehow I was the worst guy in the world. So, fuse run out, I told her that I was trying to get past, but she kept zig-zagging - like a drunk, I bluntly added, in defiance of that cunt-eyed look she gave me.

    Basically, I'd punch chinks. Weird walkers or otherwise. I hate them.
     
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    I'm sure the denizens of this fine establishment will immediately reset their fantasies...
     
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    I'd love to hide behind the circulation desk and eat her out from down on me knees, underneath the desk. Naturally, she'd have a flowing skirt on, hiked up and her pussy would be a big muff of hair and her gash would be leaking and taste like honeydew. I'd jam my tongue all the way up her crotch and she would straighten her horn-rimmed glasses in an attempt to mask the ecstasy of a tonguing well done. Later, around closing, she'd hike one leg up on the book return and pee into my mouth for me.
     
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    I deal with some workers at scrapyards in Phoenix, Tucson and Scottsdale who are assholes on a regular basis, they think I steal all the junk metal I bring in to their yards, everything from tin roofing to the occasional Airstream trailer body and everything in between and have called the police on me numerous times... I would punch the worst of them in the face repeatedly until they fall down with their facial bone structure pulverized, then throw them on the scrap heap on a 110-degree summer day with no wind and no clouds. I would just punch the others in the face until they bled from the nose or tear ducts... and I punched a cop in the gut once in Phoenix while I was young, drunk and high. I got 3 months in jail and 6 months of community service, this was before Joe Arpaio...
     
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    Who cares if it's wrong? Sometimes breaking some fucktard's teeth, nose or skull is almost a good thing... speaking of the government, there are A LOT of people there that I want to punch in the face. All the way from the White House to low-wage county and municipal drones...
     
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    So much fucking rage. It's sad so see someone so young be so twisted with hatred and bile.

    Now I want to punch you in the fucking face.

    Thanks, cunty. I was having a zen morning until you took a golden shower all over it.
     
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    With Susi gone, Scumhook was our only zen master. Thanks a lot, new guy.
     
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    Well nobody I'm not a violent person.
     
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    Awww. I want to hug all the ink out of you!

    (Even though you're probably very chubby!)
     
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    The asshole who comes into my ER bleeding because the cops shot him after he shot his wife and kid.

    The new mom who comes in high on crack while in labor. Thanks for ruining your kid's life.

    All the wastes of life I see in my ER pretty much. Ninety percent of the people are too stupid to breathe.
     
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    He's fucked me right up.

    Now all I want to do is rip the head off my Buddah statue, cover it in chilli sauce, and shove it up his arse.

    Fuck zen. It's time for blood.
     
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    90% of the people I want to punch in the mouth are actually women that argue over something that are totally wrong about.

    Oh, and hippies. I really hate hippies.
     
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    -That guy at work who claims credit over what you and the other underpaid staff did, because he talks louder and outranks you

    -Parents who abandon their child then come back after they're fully grown and rich, to live comfortably

    -Zig-zaggers on the sidewalk. I try to avoid them, and they sidestep to the side I move to. What the hell. Hey-hey-hey get out of my way no you get out of my way ok stop dodging - back to square one again with them in front of me. ok fine I'll sidestep

    -Bikers who ride their bike in the fucking middle of the road. And not cycling single file.
     
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    I'd happily serve a life sentence for killing Jedward.