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  1. The Otter Is Cute

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    Dramacrat

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    I am a popular person among my dearest friends. Yet, I still feel depression from time to time. ...and the reason is, I am trapped in an otter's body. I will always be an outcast. My feats and traits are not enough to suppress this fact. Please, help me.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    It will not transfer my soul from this body.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    i hear killing yourself achieves that... maybe you should look into suicide
     
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    Reincarnation does not work that way.
     
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    Reverse furryism?! Wtf...
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    What is so surprising about it?
     
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    How do otters afford broadband?Who did you call to have it installed? Did you tell them you are an otter?
    OR do you swim around with a laptop on your belly leeching of others wi-fi? If so.. how did you afford a waterproof laptop?
    Is there otter pron? Is there otter traps? How did you learn our human language? What's your fave otter sports team?

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    I am at my friend's home when I write here.

    Those are human world only. Stop projecting your rubbish onto everything else.

    Let us just say I am talented.
     
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    Is your friend also an otter? If not how did you befriend him/her?
    Lulz bs!
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    And this is not pron?
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    That friend of mine is a human and we met under circumstances I wish not te disclose.

    No, it is not.
     
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    "Pornography is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification."

    That otter is clearly asking for it.
     
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    You are an idiot. It is simply taking a nap.
     
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    With its eyes open? Why is this such a big deal to you? Otters are filthy creatures just like the rest of the carbon based lifeforms on this planet.
     
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    You are the filthy creature with such tainted thoughts.
     
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    This is not a feat. This is sad. You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
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    Why? Because I acknowledge the fact that otters have sex?
     
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    No. Because all you think of is sex.
     
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    He shoved you up his ass and you Lemmiwinks'd your way out, right?
     
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    mass also has deep and meaningful thoughts about weapons and football
     
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    Those hold no value to me.
     
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    man, you're gonna be tough to buy birthday presents for...
     
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    Why are you so hostile towards me? What have I ever done to you?
     
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    not knowing what to get you for your birthday is hostile? well, golly gee...
     
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    Your attitude is hostile.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
     
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    Particularly you want to off yourself on JewTube or after shooting up your school.
     
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    Thank you, madame.