In need of higher popularity

I am a popular person among my dearest friends. Yet, I still feel depression from time to time. ...and the reason is, I am trapped in an otter's body. I will always be an outcast. My feats and traits are not enough to suppress this fact. Please, help me.

 

It will not transfer my soul from this body.

 

i hear killing yourself achieves that... maybe you should look into suicide

 

Reincarnation does not work that way.

 

Reverse furryism?! Wtf...

 

What is so surprising about it?

 

How do otters afford broadband?Who did you call to have it installed? Did you tell them you are an otter?
OR do you swim around with a laptop on your belly leeching of others wi-fi? If so.. how did you afford a waterproof laptop?
Is there otter pron? Is there otter traps? How did you learn our human language? What's your fave otter sports team?

 

I am at my friend's home when I write here.

Those are human world only. Stop projecting your rubbish onto everything else.

Let us just say I am talented.

 

Is your friend also an otter? If not how did you befriend him/her?
Lulz bs!

And this is not pron?

 

That friend of mine is a human and we met under circumstances I wish not te disclose.

No, it is not.

 

"Pornography is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification."

That otter is clearly asking for it.

 

You are an idiot. It is simply taking a nap.

 

With its eyes open? Why is this such a big deal to you? Otters are filthy creatures just like the rest of the carbon based lifeforms on this planet.

 

You are the filthy creature with such tainted thoughts.

 

Thank you <3

 

This is not a feat. This is sad. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

Why? Because I acknowledge the fact that otters have sex?

 

No. Because all you think of is sex.

 

He shoved you up his ass and you Lemmiwinks'd your way out, right?

 

lurk moar
mass also has deep and meaningful thoughts about weapons and football

 

Those hold no value to me.

 

man, you're gonna be tough to buy birthday presents for...

 

Why are you so hostile towards me? What have I ever done to you?

 

not knowing what to get you for your birthday is hostile? well, golly gee...

 

Your attitude is hostile.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Particularly you want to off yourself on JewTube or after shooting up your school.

 

Thank you, madame.