I am a popular person among my dearest friends. Yet, I still feel depression from time to time. ...and the reason is, I am trapped in an otter's body. I will always be an outcast. My feats and traits are not enough to suppress this fact. Please, help me.
How do otters afford broadband?Who did you call to have it installed? Did you tell them you are an otter? OR do you swim around with a laptop on your belly leeching of others wi-fi? If so.. how did you afford a waterproof laptop? Is there otter pron? Is there otter traps? How did you learn our human language? What's your fave otter sports team?
I am at my friend's home when I write here. Those are human world only. Stop projecting your rubbish onto everything else. Let us just say I am talented.
"Pornography is the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual gratification." That otter is clearly asking for it.
With its eyes open? Why is this such a big deal to you? Otters are filthy creatures just like the rest of the carbon based lifeforms on this planet.