In Australia, TRAIN CATCHES YOU

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    Recently, people in Australia have been getting cleaned the fuck up by trains and most people have not blamed the people, but the actual crossing or train (which takes roughly 200m to stop).
    After discussing this with my family and other people at work, I was either branded a heartless piece of shit for saying that if you run underneath a boomgate with your headphones on when a train is coming, maybe it's not the train's fault for once or lauded as a upstanding sorta guy for standing against fuckwits.
    Personally I really think that this is some form of modern Darwinism taking hold but I dunno, do you guys have this problem everywhere else?
     
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    why? It's obv the people's fault for actually crossing the tracks. Also, 200m - all the time you need to sprint out of the way
     
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    It's definitely natural selection in action.

    The stupid azn was too busy listening to her fucking iPod to realise she was on her way to meet the guy who invented it.

    Hope her and Jobs are having a good lol about it now.

    I wonder what her favourite track was? Bet it's not the Ferntree Gully line.
     
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    Because of people like this:
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    Level crossings are an absolutely stupid idea but, fuck man you gotta know.
     
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    Her favorite track was "Blues Train Coming".
     
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    LOL.

    Too bad she wasn't a Dylan fan - could have been "Slow Train Comin" and she could have made it.
     
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    fuckan zinged that dead bitch
    if only she could fight back
     
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    ZOMG!! respect for the dead!!

    ZOMG!! Don't ever make jokes about Declan Crouche becuz you deserve 2 be in jail if u do!
     
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    THE GHOST OF MEMORIAL PAGE PAST
     
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    hope this happens more often so Australian media stops reporting it.
     
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    Fuck yeah.
    One little rail accident and Victoria got scared, and sent media to live with her mum in St.Albans
    THEY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.
    They told people to not come by train out of respect. Didn't want anyone else to get pwnt I guess.
     
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    I think we should ban trains outright because they are clearly possessed and hunger for flesh.
    Perhaps buses too.
     
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    Ban the buses because they are never on time and hunger for late
     
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    Aren't you supposed to have pictures with your news treads?
    Because I think my avatar would be appropriate for this.
     
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    Is that in the sticky?

    *EDIT* IT IS BRB
     
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    Don't forget they also hunger to sometimes never even fucking show up, finally arrive then depart while people fed up with waiting while holding it in take a shit.
    Also, they hubger to just drive on by and ignore your fucking hails.
     
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    Some people aren't used to the archaic contraption we know as "railed steam engines."
     
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    IPOD COLLABORATED WITH TRAIN ON THE MURDER OF ASIAN.
     
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    No shit, the funnies thing I've seen in a while is a guy from work chasing the bus I was on because he stopped at the supermarket 1 minute before the bus came and I stared at him and fucking laughed like a maniac

    Junkies are the worst for it, saw this one cat jump on to the tracks while the train was coming and ask the train if it was using and then jumped on the platform and asked everyone else.
    I don't think the train was using.
     
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    Rape Train is cumming!!
     
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    It's cool though, because that means we get more lulzy shock-based rail safety ads. Some of those, esp. from the UK, are the bomb.
     
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    Ah, so junkies do serve a purpose after all: Checking safety procedures.
     
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    Surprised no one's mentioned Darwin yet. Anyway, I say that while it sucks to have a friend or loved one killed by the F40PH, it's hard to place blame on anyone but the oblivious fuckwit standing in front of the thing.
     
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    Steve Jobs was pissed off he didn't get his 70 virgins, so he arranged for an underage azn ho to be delivered to him.

    I think there's an app for that.
     
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    and it costs 9.99 and features a slideshow of Steve Jobs doing things in front of a crowd of gorping morons.
     
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    I lived in Darwin for two and a half years and didn't see any trains.
    That being said if you get hit by a train in the desert, you deserved it.