imagine having a really big spider as a pet

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  1. Evilea

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    imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didn't bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really aggressive voice and rarely speaks and when it speaks it only says helpful things like “yo man theres balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off” in its deep spider voice and its just like a really chill spider overall
     
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    thanks to eating benedryl i have one of those already.

    and yeah its as awesome as you think it is.
     
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    Picture something better now, like a 4 ft tortoise that not only you can ride, but really exists.

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    Well, I own a Tarantula.
     
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    spiders laying eggs inside your lobanza!!
     
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    What if it could also tell the future, and tell you where the cops are hiding, so then you and your spider pull off the worlds greatest heists and become burglar brothers for life. HOWEVER, your spider/burglar buddy's one weakness is COPPER. And you have an addition to EATING COPPER. It's a long tragic tale...
     
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    I'd name it Giggles.
     
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    Yes I want one.
     
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    What if the spider was hard gay and raped you every night?
    What if the spider was actually a nigger in a spider costume?
    What if the spider killed everyone you knew and cared about and forced itself into your life?
     
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    A giant spider? I'd yiff that.
     
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