I'm writing a mother fucking gay romance story

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  1. moT

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    I've determined that there are absolutely no good gay romance novels in existence. So I decided to contribute my own shitty gay romance story. Its based off of some weird ass continuous dreams I've been having.

    I started writing it in a 4chan thread on Sunday, and a few people got interested so I ported it to Google docs and continued writing. I have three chapters done, and so I uploaded them to sofurry.

    The general plot is I (and yes I shamelessly inserted myself into this) wake up in a forest outside of a mountain town, and then upon entering the town they detect my massive faggotry and exile me into a dungeon inside the mountain. Then cool stuff happens

    http://www.sofurry.com/view/497766
     
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    M/M? Feline? Femboy? You should get Hayakain to do the illustrations.

    Anyway, good luck. Maybe it'll become the gay-furry version of 50 Shades and you can spend all your hard earned cash on furrycon tickets and a new suit.
     
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    @moT Come on, Tom, don't put yourself down!
     
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  4. moT

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    What?
     
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    You called your romance story gay. That's not cool, dude. I'm certain it's better than you think it is.
     
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    Yeah, don't be like that Tom. It's as straight as your dick when you see a tiger.
     
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    The reason there are no good gay romance novels is because they are all written BY middle aged women and FOR middle aged women.

    If actual gay men wrote that shit it would be 400 pages worth of descriptions of cocks being sucked.
     
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    I'm actually focusing more on lore and backstory in my novel.
     
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    backstory.......
     
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    So an uncensored version of LoTR, but with more gay furries and mary sues is the premise you are going with?
     
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    when i'm bored i'll read it and/or fap to it assuming there's porn in it
    i prefer erotica anyways
     
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    *note. Gay porn
     
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    I stopped reading right there.
     
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    Well, when gay men write about relationship, they don't make it a romance book.

    Just look at William S. Burroughs's Queer.
     
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    @moT Don't forget to include penises in your story. Can't have a gayrom without penises.
     
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    Yes
     
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    It has m/m in it so I have no choice but to read it
     
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    This is how the gay will destroy you.
     
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    Not exactly, this is only one part of our plan.
     
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    i am disgusted in the prescence of gay furries

    Shame on you ED, shame on you
     
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    Says the guy with a tiger avatar in a thread where the OP has a tiger avatar:trollface:
     
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    Tigers != Furfags, only anthrotigers are for furfags. Regular tigers are cool.
     
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    Yeah @Erotic Boners , you fucking faggot
     
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    ED is a safe haven for people of all races, colors, and creeds, you should be ashamed.

    Hey @moT , I don't mean to correct you on your bizarre, gay furry drivel, but wouldn't it be a "fatherfucking" gay romance story?

    :rimshot:
     
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    I'm not a faggot I'm a furfaggot jeez