I'm watching Star Wars for the first time in my life today

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  1. Seraph

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    I think we're doing it in order 4, 5, 6 then 1,2, 3 or some weird order like that.
    I hope I like it. Everyone says I will.
     
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    I never watched a single star wars movie.
    ... Okay, I think I maybe saw one,but I had no idea who anyone was or what was even going on and I didn't care.
    Fuck that nerd shit.
     
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    I never watched it and I I don't care.
     
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    Star Wars is shit.
     
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    The prequels are the worst.
    Best way to piss off star wars fans is to bring up Star Trek
    or even better, Doctor Who.
    Star Trek sucks, that's why it has had better plots after the 80's that did not involve stupid shit with lightsaber fights in between.
    Trek on a bad day, is still thought out better than the Anakin Saga.
     
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    @Khanzer Star Wars is best wars.
     
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    Star wars is pretty awesome so far, but I'm still liking star trek more. I grew up on that shit.
     
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    How old are you? Just trying to figure out the age group that hasn't seen Star Wars.
     
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    star wars is essentially a story about one big really dysfunctional family with an insane absentee father with a god complex, a son with serious narcissistic personality disorders and an Oedipus complex the size of a planet and a desire to bang his sister who by the way has a real bad case of USI. and then there's the friends of the family. a murderous smuggler who enjoys bestiality with his man-bear thing, goblin that speaks backwards and some old pedo who lives out in the middle of the desert. all set against the backdrop of the galaxy's greatest clusterfuck.
     
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    Stargate > Star Trek > Starwars
     
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    no.
     
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    You are so fuckin' full of shit. I bet you do love the whole Harry Potter shit, you twilightards.
     
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    I liked The Empire Strikes Back mostly because Vader owned in that film, but that's it.

    Other than that prickish little robot I don't care for this franchise.
     
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    I love Stargate, that trumphs like everything. Well, except universe. That was pretty horrible.
     
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    That shit for real happened though. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
     
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    Dr who>Babylon 5>Stargate > Star Trek > Starwars
     
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    you're all fucking retarded, everyone knows pirates of the caribean is the greatest sci fi of all time
     
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    do you hate jar jar binks yet ?
    fucking lucky worthless piece of shit.
     
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    Warhammer 40k > everything else

     
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    Cool, if only have better graphics.
     
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    http://www.fanpop.com/spots/star-wars/articles/17/title/best-viewing-order-star-wars-marathon

    Interesting methods on this page and it tries not to reveal too much while explaining them.
    In trying to come up with the best viewing method for my loli, I came up with this

    **SPOILERS**
    Episode IV - obligatory introduction. Meet the characters.
    Episode I - Let's meet the daddy that Vader killed.
    Episode II - Daddy has issues.
    Episode V - Yo soy tu papa. Surprise surprise.
    Episode III - Daddy falls.
    Episode VI - Daddy redeems himself. Celebrate good times ALRIGHT

    Now the only thing I have to figure out is which version of the movies to watch. There's too many editions, and you would think blu-ray would be the obvious choice, but not one that nerds are happy with.
     
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    This mod is a game from 2006, it says they improved the graphics, but they didn't really.
     
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    lol I never understood the hate for jar jar binks until now.
     
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    this reminds me of the shin chan take on star wars lol
     
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    I can't see anything noob
     
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    You're interneting wrong, then.