I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' FURRIES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' BOAT

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    What's worse than a boatfull of nigger pirates? A boatfull of FUCKING FURFAGS.

    However, I have a proposition.

    We send an elite crack team to the site where the furries are boarding. We kill a few, steal their fursuits Hitman-style and board the ship. When the ship is out enough, we cut off all communications and spray the place with hot lead, killing every single furfag on the boat. We set a bomb to scuttle the ship and hopefully drown any survivors. We take a life boat back to civilisation.

    The result will be 500-1000 dead furfags.

    We have 70 days to prepare something like this, but all of you guys are such pussies you wouldn't pull of something like that in the first place.
     
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    there's a cruise for that!?!?!? :picard:
     
  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I didn't even know the state gave them enough asspie money to afford something like this...

    Looks like the Sheikh's son is into goats a bit too much..
     
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    Ha ha, how cute
     
  5. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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  6. d.jones

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    You be shutting up!
     
  7. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    whatever, Captain Mexico.
     
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    Do not insult me!!!
     
  9. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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  10. d.jones

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    ha ha! you are the sock!
     
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    This thread started off in a bad place, and then went steeply downhill.
     
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    There is a huge fundamental flaw to your plan:

    "...We kill a few, steal their fursuits Hitman-style..."

    You have implied that we simply take the fursuits off the slain furries and put them on. You very clearly know NOTHING of furries. Those suits don't come off. Do you remember 90's Spawn? Or Spiderman's Venom, or Carnage?

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    A fursuit doesn't just come off. There's maybe a zipper or a row of buttons, but they have atrophied. They are vestigial relics of something long gone and much changed. Inside the fursuit there is only layer upon layer of fat man, dead skin, sweat turned to jelly, semen ropes cementing man and suit into one horrible hybrid. There is no man inside, and there is no suit. There is only FURRY.
    If you were somehow able to climb inside, you would never return. You could no more, a normal man, climb inside a fursuit than a fly could climb inside a flytrap and survive.

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    Even if you did get in and then out... there would be no turning back. You would have given your squad mates no choice: flamethrower. Set to high. "Sorry, brother."
     
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    Well,then lets skin them and hid in the plains. like the native Americans did when hunting.The furfags will be taken off guard then boon two shots in the head you know they're dead.
     
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    Supposing we were to assault the furries on their boat - because that's the scenario: a boat - we'd be better off just torpedoing the whole thing. By the time our ships arrived to intervene, it would be too late for those humans stranded on board... fail and aids would have gotten them. They'd all be like these faggots.

    (they're a sad case. they started their journey as virile coal shovelers, and after the furries rubbed against them... this...)

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    Also, did you know furry Jay Leno was a guest of furry cruise??

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    Flu is right about this. We can't board a ship with that many furries, are you nuts? They will surround us. We need to take them out with water between us and them. I propose a large Mortar in front of the ship. We will call it the Ultimate Rape Mortar and it will be the most powerful ship-destroying cannon there was. One shot from a baby like that will take down any ship of furries any day.
     
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    What about the poor humans on the ship? I'd feel bad shooting a Mexican captain dressed up in his little suit as part of proceedings.

    But if you say they're already gone, I guess it has to be done.
     
  20. VROOMIE JAY

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    did somebodey say "sock"
     
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    I'm not the one arguing with myself here.
     
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    I don't know what the problem is here, the middle of the ocean sounds like the perfect place for a shitload of furries to be.
     
  25. Negi Springfield

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    Yeah.

    That's true.
     
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    You guys are against furries being as far away from the continental mainland as possible? Really?
     
  27. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    shut up you have autism

    >implying he's my sock
     
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    That looks weird in this theme.