I'm surprised there is no thread about the Arkh project

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  1. Lurkerella

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    http://www.indiegogo.com/The-Arkh-Project and http://thearkhproject.tumblr.com/, /v/ threads about it are hilarious.

    The person managing it a good example of a valuable member of society: http://dumbthingswhitepplsay.tumblr.com/FAQ

    In short, it's a game for everyone who isn't white. The main characters are a male-to-female trannie called Haruka and a black girl (who doesn't look black at except for the skin tone) called Ain.

    They are going to use the money to pay artist and programmers to make the game, so it actually may look like a quality game (or at least the art is):

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    But this is going to fail hard. An ethnic lesbian that never made a big deal about being ethnic or lesbian would be enough, but here we have a black lesbian goddess with gender identity issues on a quest to defeat the oppressive straight white man whose character defining trait is being LESBIAN and BLACK.
     
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    Sounds GOTY material to me.
     
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    You stupid coloured bitch.

    If you need an explanation as to why this fucking nigger bullshit game hasn't been adopted by the entire world, then you should just fucking off yourself right now.

    Piss off back to the cotton fields, you piece of shit.
     
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    Please post that on their Tumblr.
     
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    This reeks of someones trannie erotica story.
     
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    New character guise:

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    Meet ~ROMERO~, it's a MAN.

    Seriously this people put no effort in making their trannie characters believeable. Breaking News: Trannies try to do whatever they can to fit in the gender they think they belong into, they don't just call themselves "female/male" and expect everyone around them to believe when you are not showing them anything.

    Reminds me of Gutterface lol.
     
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    This is a huge insult to my Amerindian heritage. If we gave a fuck we would probably protest, but we a too busy fleecing whitey at the roulette table.
     
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    I'll get to it once I've finished burning down your teepee, you scalp-hungry savage.
     
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    that's not a tranny.

    this, is a tranny

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    yeeeeeeeeeeeea boi you stylin
     
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    Sorry can't hear you over how insignificant your country is.

    I thought the American south was bad, then I visited Perth.
     
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    I can't hear you over all the feathers stuck in your head.

    Actually, you're dead right about fucking Perth. It's a fucking shit hole full of inbred arse clowns who think they're better than everyone else.
     
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    Great response! I agree there.
     
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    And I thought the collapse of human society was upon us. This is proof we've got our shite together!
     
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    I just realized that the Japanese dude IS WEARING A QI PAO

    FIRST A BLACK WOMAN WITH FRECKLES AND FACIAL FEATURES OF A WHITE WOMAN

    NOW A JAPANESE WEARING A QI PAO

    More proof that this people don't know shit.

    Also, northeast asian are as mainstream as whites in media. If they are aiming for minorities a northeast asian protagonists is as much of a bad choice as a white.
     
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    Bullshit. trannies don't look attractive.
     
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    chinese, japanese, koreanese....all look same

    that's why a korean can play liu kang in mortal kombat
     
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    Northeast asian = Korean, Japanese and Chinese and Russia. Except for Russia that must be a hint.