Im some random faggot on the internet. ask me anything.

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  1. Weezus Christ

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    questions might possibly be answered on jewtube videos or something.

    i like to talk into the camera while im smoking.
     
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  3. Solution

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    Dear W. Christ,
    Is it better to have nigger and faggoted than never to have never niggerfaggoted at all?
     
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  4. Weezus Christ

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    I made this in response to the rape/murder comment




    Ill answer that tomorrow or later when im sleep deprived as shit. Battery in camera died.
     
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    I couldn't help noticing that your hair was dyed blonde in your last video probably less than a week ago, and now it's dyed black.
    What's it like being a metrosexual?
     
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  6. Weezus Christ

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    ill answer that in a video as well.
     
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    If you'd have to pick to be a faggot, niggerfaggot or jew, if you absolutely had to pick and be one of them for a day, what would you pick.
     
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    Maybe you just happened to pick him on a week he was dying his hair. I dye every three months (I have gray hair).

    PRO TIP: Don't try to dye your hair blonde after dying it black if you're a noob at hair coloring.
     
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    Dear W.Christ,
    Is there any way the above faggoty quote could be infused with a touch of nigger and if so how much nig would it take to balance out that fag?
     
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    I know you know magic for mind control, tell me how to do it!!!!!!
     
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    This isn't really a question per se (or at fucking all), but while you're making your next vid, please carve "EDF" into your penis shaft.

    Or if you want to impress the EDFettes, carve "Greetings from Weezus, Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums".
     
  13. ilovejesus69

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    Rap is for criminals.
     
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    Just look at that face, exploitable. Even without the diary she'd have been a meme.
    Fucking jew @oddguy
     
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    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    weezus: matchbox or hot wheels?
     
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    weezus, do you like bath salts?
     
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    Dear Weezus,

    Would you rather punch-fuck a crippled girl in the ass OR kick-fuck a dead guy in the chest cavity?

    Your pal,

    Joe
     
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    I, too, would like to know the answer to this.

    I'm not crippled, despite what @oddguy may tell you.
     
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    I never said having a watermelon for a head was a disability.
     
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    You are becoming a snake tomorrow.
    And as you start to devour people,
    With that mouth that has eaten others,
    You cry your love to me.
    And the same as today, I do wonder.
    Will I be able to say my love to you?
     
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    oddo cofirmed for wanting @azraels pulsing vagina surrounding his lovestick
     
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    fuck


    EDIT

    instead of fuck ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  27. Weezus Christ

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    ill answer all these questions when my hangover subsides.
     
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    hi i am boltman nuce to meet you id just like to say that i watch ed youre videos and i think they were relly good because you just were youre self and talked to people which is very nice but i dont now why do you put all the black things like watching a scary movie it is really strange because it isnt really what youre videos are you just add it in why?? also i like youre wigs they are really nice beacause they are very ful lof color and it is cool because you are always like that with different color. ok but i have a asking too and i think it is good that you will talk to what i asking because it would be really good because it is about being nice and being a friend to people so other people are friend to you so what was the most nicest thing you did or some one else did to you because i want to learn this so when i talk to people i can be nice to them from what i learn and then they are nice to me thank you :)
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    If you had a child (God forbid.) what would you name him and how would you raise him?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Also, would you let @boltman suck you off?