Normally, I don't do this, but I had such good fortune today, I couldn't resist. No, not money or anything to rub faces in. I'm talking about good ole fashioned fate fucking someone in the mouth. This is my ex-wife, Erika. Totally hot. Total slut, too. I guess that's why I liked her. Here are some doo-doo pics for you to see her and my pre-Heavy Weapons Guy days. I was so cute and slim. That's so gay. Yes, there's a point to this, I'm building tension, CAN YOU FEEL IT? Anyways, things happened. She tripped and fell into a huge pile of dicks and the only way out was to deflate every last one of them via BLOWJOBS! Or something similar to that, I'm not really sure. Anyway, after almost drowning in a dick pool, and after I got home from being overseas(go figure), we split and that was pretty much the end of it sans an occasionally drunken romp(I'd get drunk and she'd show up). Class. Are you ready for the climactic climax of this story? Spoiler BAM, WENT FROM HOT SHIT TO JUST SHIT IN .2 SECONDS. Side note: IDK that dude, but she probably sucked his dick. Her MOTHER sent me this pic as an update to her daughter...like I'm supposed to be jealous of a man banging a MANATEE. See, now, I thought I was over all that. @PerpA got to hear the revenge story from 2010 with her fridge and toilet. But this is like the perfect ending. In 2 years, she managed to get fat and knocked up 2 times. BOY, I GUESS I REALLY DODGED THAT BULLET, EH? Best Monday I ever had.