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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Vikingr, May 13, 2013.

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  1. Vikingr

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    Ediot

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    I've been an ED reader for a few years now and I thought it was about time I made an account on there and the forums. Since I have nothing important to say I will leave you with this picture of Neckwald.
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    go fuck yourself

    welcome
     
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    Why the fuck would you think that, you screaming cunt?

    Fuck off and die. Bitch.
     
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    Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.
     
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    bad artist, pls commission
    They think it establishes cred.
     
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    Lazy fuckers read the wiki and laugh hard and then eventually they see this

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    and that's when the magic happens.
     
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    Well in that case, Mr Vikingr let me explain what you just did.

    Either A you're telling the truth which means it took you two fucking years to migrate from reading pointless shit articles to reading pointless shit threads, or B you're full of shit and trying to impress us which is laughable for so many fucking reasons I don't even know where to start.

    So either you're retarded or you're retarded. Nice intro you fucking dunce.
     
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    omG did he just killed us all with awp? n00b get some skillz and use a real gun u awp whore!
     
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    Yo, yo, yo. Word, dawg, hoe. Up in the digitron muthafuckaaaaas.
     
  11. Vikingr

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    I have no reason to try and establish any form of "cred" or to impress people, it was simply a generic intro thing because I have no imagination. But you are absolutely correct, I am 100% retarded. I'll just get back to drawing stick figures on the wall with my own feces, shall I?
     
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    Shit stuck on a wall would be preferable to your appalling posting.
     
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    Baby, don't go. We always need a new punk in this cell block.

    The rules:
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    2) You piss sitting down
    3) You shave your body hair

    Everyone needs a friend here. It's not safe.
     
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    "They are butt buddies."
     
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    Awful effort, but you get the idea
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    I don't know about the body hair thing, how else am I supposed to keep warm on cold winter nights?
     
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    Theresa is too cool for school
     
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    <after winning> OH! VICTORIOUS!
     
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    bad artist, pls commission
    Who are you trying to convince? Us, or yourself?
     
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    YAY ANOTHER FAGGOT OP!!!!![​IMG]
     
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    The band is playing at 4:30 at the football game, and then Bill is playing with his band at 8:00 after the game.
     
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    thx... you know just what i need after a long day <3
     
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    Yallah, let's go! Yallah, I'm waiting! Ok, I'll talk to you later. Yallah, bye.
     
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    Hi OP, you seem less freakishly retarded than most new posters.
    Not a lot less, but still.
    So let me offer you some advice.
    RUN, SIMBA. RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN. :negative:
     
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    Also, someone who worships Satan as a being is practicing Luciferianism, not Satanism.
     
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    Your introduction sucks.
     
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    simon and garfunkel make some great music, the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard. "the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"