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  1. jack

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    I will now only post if I am naked or taking a shit on the craper.

    at the moment I have fulfilled both requirements.
     
  2. Lucky

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    pics or it didn't happen
     
  3. Rats

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    You take a shit naked? Were you already naked or got naked to take a shit
     
  4. jack

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    I hang out in my house nude.
     
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    Shitting in your pants and having to take them off is not as cool as you're making it sound.
     
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    You could only make that more perfect if you didn't wipe and just cleaned your arse in the shower. It is the single most cleansing thing I have ever done.
     
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    me too.
     
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    You know what? fuck clothes. humans were made nude we should stay nude.
     
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    How about furfags who were born while their parents were fucking in a fursuit?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    i am naked while eating pork.
    this is as blasphemous as it is delicious
     
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    But they're furfags. They're not a part of humanity. They're a disease to this planet.
    edit: josef fritzels ancestors that's why furfags exist lol
     
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    SHIT. I'm sorry, my liberal-faggot mind got the better of me and forgot they weren't human.

    NVM, I sux cock.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Wearing a fursuit is like being nude without being nude.
    i envy animals, they got natural fur to clothe them, and it's lower maintenance.

    I have posted while taking a shit numerous times, funnily enough my best posts come when i am taking a shit.
    You know Aliens vs Predator? go behind the scene's you will find out the idea for the comic book originated from a guy who was taking a shit and then it came to him 'Aliens vs predator'

    also, another alternative explanation for being naked on the toilet, you were taking a shower, then had to shit really badly.

    so you do what anybody would do who has sense, you get out all soaping wet and go to the shitbox.
    otherwise if you shit in the shower you end up plugging the drain with SHIT, and it will stay there and SMELL and trust me, i don't think anybody knows what a shower smelling of shit would be like, but i don't think we ever want to find out.

    i once went into some showers at this camp and somebody had smeared SHIT all over the floor.

    I hate that shit!
     
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    No.
     
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    I have the exact same rule about Facebook.
     
  17. ExplosiveDiareah

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    BLAAAAAOUCH!!!!
     
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    What? I like to poop when I update Facebook. None of those people warrant respect enough to not know about my bowel movements and the colors pertaining to them.
     
  19. ExplosiveDiareah

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    BLEEEOUCH!!!!

    (_*_)
    8
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    Hey, I don't poop when I'm on EDF. That ought to tell you something.
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    That is very sweet of you....
    but i do my posts while pooping on EDF because that's where i get brilliant.
    pooping is inspirational.

    anyway.
    Oddguy wants to be a mod.
     
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    I wouldn't tell people I actually ENJOY talking to about my doo doo.

    I srsly hate 90% of my IRL friends.
     
  23. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Oh i don't talk about shit while doing the business, i just think better on the can.
    :foreveralone:
     
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    im usually in a bathrobe and boxers because fuck everyone.

    sometimes i put on my knee high steel toe gothy boots and go outside to smoke.

    its a great way to make sure the neighbors know just how far to fuck off.
     
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    Ever since I bought that spetsnaz ushanka thing to wear as a smoking hat, people seem to just leave me alone.
     
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    Naked, without showering nor shaving for a while, I smell kind of like booze and chicken. I won. Feels great. EDIT*: & Sour balls.
     
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    ive got what looks like centuries of funk and dead bugs ground into my shirt.

    i went exploring an abandoned house yesterday and got drunk.
     
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    Fuck I love you man.
     
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    "I like to practice playing ping-pong in a mirror...in da nude." - Balls of Fury
     
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    i can only have sex when i'm naked.