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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Dynamic Entry, Dec 16, 2012.
no ones home, all doors and windows are locked.
i have no cell phone.
what do i do?
my pot is in there!
So how are you on the internet? Also are any of your second story window's unlocked?
Dynamic Entry pls.
you're locked out 'cause your parents eventually maneged to kick you out of the house, you basement dweller
find police , put gun 2 their heads , make them open ur door
like in mexico @HeliosOne
good civil servants r good
1. Go to home depot
2. Buy/Steal crow bar
3. Use crow bar to open door
BTW how are you even posting if you dont have a cellphone?
Find an window that isn't completely locked, break through one of the screens and unhook the latch and just climb through. Also if you got a roof on a 2nd story window climb up on your vehicle or someones and get in. Not hard to get into a house...less it has ADP or some shit then fuck it. Less it's dead bolted get a thick skinny object to wedge the fucker. I swear can open a damn shit door with a fly swatter. It's really not that hard.
Or do like my old man and just kick the fucker in like a boss.
@Dynamic Entry Breach, bang and clear.
Starve to death. Rid the gene pool of your incompetence.
bullshit, op you live under a bridge
Shit on the walls in protest.
kill your parents lol
go do something else. go for a walk. whatever.
i got locked out of the house once and it was cold and started raining so i wrapped my jacket over my head and shoulders and rushed the window and broke through that shit.
didnt get cut but in retrospect that was one of those things i probably wouldnt do again.
THIS. I did this when i lived in Vermont for a semester in College. i lived on the second floor, locked myself out. climbed on the roof (my apartment was over the patio/porch), ripped off the screen, and opened the window (i never locked it).
Mods, merge this thread with Faggot of the Year thread.