im locked out of my house.

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  1. Dynamic Entry

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    no ones home, all doors and windows are locked.

    i have no cell phone.


    what do i do? :negative:
     
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    meme.
     
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    my pot is in there!
     
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    So how are you on the internet? Also are any of your second story window's unlocked?
     
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    Dynamic Entry pls.
     
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    you're locked out 'cause your parents eventually maneged to kick you out of the house, you basement dweller
     
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    find police , put gun 2 their heads , make them open ur door

    like in mexico @HeliosOne

    good civil servants r good
     
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    1. Go to home depot
    2. Buy/Steal crow bar
    3. Use crow bar to open door
    4. ??????????
    5. Prof-weed!

    BTW how are you even posting if you dont have a cellphone?
     
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    Find an window that isn't completely locked, break through one of the screens and unhook the latch and just climb through. Also if you got a roof on a 2nd story window climb up on your vehicle or someones and get in. Not hard to get into a house...less it has ADP or some shit then fuck it. Less it's dead bolted get a thick skinny object to wedge the fucker. I swear can open a damn shit door with a fly swatter. It's really not that hard.

    Or do like my old man and just kick the fucker in like a boss.
     
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    Starve to death. Rid the gene pool of your incompetence.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    bullshit, op you live under a bridge
     
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    Shit on the walls in protest.
     
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    kill your parents lol
     
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    go do something else. go for a walk. whatever.

    i got locked out of the house once and it was cold and started raining so i wrapped my jacket over my head and shoulders and rushed the window and broke through that shit.

    didnt get cut but in retrospect that was one of those things i probably wouldnt do again.
     
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    THIS. I did this when i lived in Vermont for a semester in College. i lived on the second floor, locked myself out. climbed on the roof (my apartment was over the patio/porch), ripped off the screen, and opened the window (i never locked it).
     
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    Mods, merge this thread with Faggot of the Year thread.