I'm leaving.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by TheDude2894, Nov 12, 2011.

  1. TheDude2894

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    I have contemplated this for a while now, and have decided that I really need to go to the loo and take a shite. I will be gone a while, and will miss EDF. It has been fun, and I hope you are able to prosper without me.
     
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  2. CallMeMaggot

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    Then you'll keep more or less in the same company while at it
     
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    ok bye
     
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    wipe well!
     
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    we will miss you...
     
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    nope.
     
  7. JEWGIRL

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    That is actually true..
     
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  8. ChristianWarrior94

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    You are less cared for then that freak Tom.

    Hope that helps you realize that your path in life is going nowhere and you should accept the Lord as your Saviour.
     
  9. TheDude2894

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    You do realize this is just a joke thread satirizing members of the forum who decide to make a thread announcing their parting with the website as if they had a huge fanbase that would be devastated if the user so much as left for a day.
     
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  11. Immortal_Cake

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    DAMN IT, DUDE, NOW I HAVE TO SHIT!

    Bye, guys, hope I won't be missed.
    Who knows, I may get lost in the toilet.
     
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    more dicks than your body has room for
     
  13. TheDude2894

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    There might not be any toilet paper.
     
  14. ChristianWarrior94

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    The amount of care is the same, no less.

    And if there are so many goodbye threads then I guess EVERYONE should take a good look at themselves and wonder why they are driving people away (hint: it's because my lack of activity, the lack of Christianity).
     
  15. TheDude2894

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    The best thing I can say about you is that at least you didn't make a goodbye thread when you went on hiatus.
     
  16. ChristianWarrior94

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    Whatever.
     
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    Brb Bathroom .
     
  18. Immortal_Cake

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    You slacking off since September is the reason EDF isn't cleansed of trolls, smartasses, faggots, jews, niggers, women, heterosexuals, Anonymous, furries, gays, nazis, religious faggots, attention whores, cam whores, veterans, skiddies, spics, asians, and racists, especially to the 9th annual, international, Playa's Hater's Ball! Oh man, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate...
     
  19. TheDude2894

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    I see you emerged victorious from your perilous journey to the gent's room.
     
  20. Immortal_Cake

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  21. TheDude2894

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    You read your toilet paper?
     
  22. Immortal_Cake

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    Yes, it's very informative.
     
  23. TheDude2894

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    It's gotta be better than the news. That shite hurts my anus.
     
  24. Immortal_Cake

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    It tells me whether or not I'm sick.
     
  25. ChristianWarrior94

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    There has been a lack of religious damnation lately, mostly just people posting silliness and garbage. Ever since I had disposed of any serious arguments the opposition has had, they seem to have resorted to pretending they don't care.

    A new wave of members will usher in new hope. 15 saves is sufficient for the first round.
     
  26. Die In A Fire

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  27. Immortal_Cake

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    I honestly don't approve what you're doing because it seems pretty redundant to try saving people, on the internet, especially a group of people that are highly skeptical and desensitized because of the things they've seen; it seems silly.

    If you're truly not a troll, I'll let you continue on your mission, without anymore difficulties, but I have a feeling it won't work the way you planned.
     
  28. ChristianWarrior94

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    It's a method that works, no matter how skeptical some may be.
     
  29. Lloyd

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    No no, it is commonly known in the advertising business that while the Lord may save souls, it's Satan who gets pageviews.

    Just ask any porn administrator.
     
  30. ChristianWarrior94

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    The page views won't last, as you can tell from the amount of goodbye threads.