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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Voodeuxfy, Nov 5, 2011.
got back from the hotel bar. Just thought you all would like to know.
i need to know these things about you....
i MUST know every move you make.
and why Omaha?
Cool story, traveller
and you exactly right.....
Kinda forced to go to something. But alcohol fixes everything.
Now all you need is some over the counter Viagra and a two dollar hooker.
it's ok, baby... i'll come over there soon...
I doubt you can make it from Florida to Omaha
damn- you found me out, bitch!
Maybe another time you will get banged by me in a nice hotel room.
i could only get so lucky
i'm gonna crawl into my big, cold bed...
i will think of you while:
a) i drift off into to slumber
which is it?
What the fuck is this shit.
I vote masturbate.
even without opening this thread i knew it was going to be something about alcohol.
and is now about how me and voodeauxfy are gonna tag team trixie.
My alcohol of choice:
Voted the most disgusting thread on EDF2
I think DGTrixie and Voodexufy should fuck, film it, and sell it to the CIA so they can use it to make Muslims castrate themselves.
that's what i love about this forum.
the way any conversation,on any topic,no matter how trivial, soon devolves into inappropriate sexual advances.
during my short time here (don't let the post count fool you.) i have already been propositioned by some of the women and almost all of the men.
these,mind you,rarely come in the from of requests,but rather threats of rape.
none of your beewax...
go watch MLP & masturbate to that.
well... i just passed out...
no button pushing last night.
no girls have threatened to rape me yet... shame.
if you bathed more, maybe we girls could get closer to you to do it....
She's a military chick, and since I lived near a marine base most of my life, I can safely say that those like it rough, so you give it to them rougher.
I'm in your Omaha, killing your Germans.
dont act like that wouldnt just make your day.