Im horny

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  1. Tom

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    Im horny, and my boyfriend is asleep. I dont want to wake him, so what should I do to get unhorny?
     
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    it depends, whoever is the dominant one in that relationship should rape the other without any regard for his feelings.
    just think of it as a Oz roleplay, you are Nazi rapist Vern Shillinger and your boyfriend is Tobias Beecher.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Then burn a swastika into his ass.
     
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    and don't forget to physically and emotionally abuse him.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Take this thread to /b and make it a doubles decide
     
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    Wake him up and have hot sex. Your being horny will end.
     
  7. Tom

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    We already did that, great now im horny again.
     
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    Have sex again and again. Practice makes perfect
     
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  9. Tom

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    Im at work.
     
  10. Lucila

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    Have sex at work. Doing it in the open can make sex more erotic. Now I'm horny...goddammit.
     
  11. Tom

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    Ok, I just got a fucking great idea. Im gonna get my boyfriend to come to my office then we will fuck like crazy. Then see where that goes. Brb 40 minutes.
     
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    Go for it!
     
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    k back no one caught us.
     
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    I know it's late but I have a terrific idea for the next time you're stuck in this particular situation. If hentai games have taught me anything, and they haven't, it's that a man doesn't mind being woken up as long as he's woken up with a blowjob.