I'm going clean.

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  1. jack

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    God damn my dick hurts. I need to stop fucking cheap hookers and any dead drug addicts before I piss nothing but yeast ,fleas and tape worms from my gonorrhea infected dick.This is going to be the last day I spend a weeks salary on a heroin addict hooker who has no teeth and can suck a golf ball out of in asshole.

    Wish me luck guys.
     
  2. TheDude2894

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    TL;DR OP has too much buttsecks.
     
  3. Allele

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    At least you don't have AIDS.
     
  4. jack

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    And how. sometimes I fuck the cunt even if she has not wiped up good and has shit herself from being to drunk.I just love buttsex.
     
  5. jack

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    no, but I do have this strange with infection that looks like it has a hundred bubbles inside it.At night it reall ices like something is crawling around inside it ready to burst out and eat me like some bugs eat there mothers for food when they are born and then move on too the mating ground to produce the next generation.

    I think it just a big zit.
     
  6. Allele

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    I retract my statement, you have AIDS.
     
  7. jack

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    no but, the lice on my ass hole hair do.
     
  8. endsenten

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    Post pics, we have expert doctors in here who can accurately diagnose your malady and how to treat it, all for free.
    Sounds like herpes, tho.
     
  9. Dr. Rice

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    Send me pictures of your dick so I can analyize it. You can trust me, after all, I am a doctor. Also when you take a picture of your penis I need you to timestamp it and include your photo id in the frame so I can remember who you are in my patients' folder.
     
  10. jack

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    It's not just about football

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  12. TheDude2894

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    You have cancer AIDS. Chop it off before it spreads.