I'm getting married

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  1. Rev

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    ... To this girl:

    I was looking around for Irish accents so as to perfect my own for a speaking part, when I stumbled across this ADORABLE girl. I decided then and there that she would become my wife. Discuss.
     
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    I'm pretty sure if you have 5000 dollars lying around you could just buy another Norweigan whore to be your wife.

    Nothing special about this one
     
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    SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHE'S SOOOO GODDAMN CUTE. I WANT THIS ONE.
     
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    She is Norwegian. Fuck you.
     
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    ಠ_ಠ
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    Yessir. I'm stalking my waifu.
     
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    Ogod. What is that. Reminds me of my sister. So hard.
     
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    In Sweden they call him the Norwegian chef. I bet it gets confusing when Swedes try to make fun of Norwegians by talking like the Swedish chef and the Norwegians end up thinking that the Swedish chef is an accurate portrayal of Swedes as a result. (Adam Hills. Can't find his shit, though.)
     
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    Awful things come up when I Google your name

    In search it brings up your account on Fanfiction.net which has 1 favorite, awful World of Warcraft fan fiction

    and in images it brings up Swishy's nudes, ponies and frog mercenaries

    What happens if your Waifu ever Googles you!?
     
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    Your bullshitting.
     
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    Oh, well those aren't related to my real name :3. And dude. I have exquisite taste in fanfics. Trust me.

    No. Reminds my of my sister so much.
     
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    Is your sister by chance boxxy?
     
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    'Fraid not. But ohmigawd. When she's with her friends, she acts JUST LIKE THAT.
     
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    That's just your typical bitch.

    Domestic violence helps.
     
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    Boxxy is making my head hurt. I'll stick to my Norse beauty.
     
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    I fucking love Boxxy, but she does need a gag.
     
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    How's that working out for you? She reply yet?
     
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    Not yet... :(
     
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    Orange Citus is better.
     
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    Cute, but the Norwegian girl is better.
     
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    I don't see it.
     
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    I have odd taste in wimmenz
     
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    ...same...
     
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    I absolutely hate bombshells, though. They look fake.
     
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    For some reason, I've seen her before.
     
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    I prefer girls with rather normal figures and smaller breasts. I don't like bombshells either.
     
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    Yeah, must be it.