I'm getting a boyfriend.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by SuperSpecialSuperStar, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    He wears girls clothes, has a dyke haircut and keeps on insisting I call him "Emily".

    Wat do guys?
     
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  2. Dildo Baggins

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    Love and cherish them for what they are
     
  3. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Good luck.
     
  4. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I will, but it's going to be slightly hard sharing clothes with him.
     
  5. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Why would you share clothes with you bf?
     
  6. Delivery

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    Girls can wear guys clothes, I don't understand why guys wearing girls clothes is weird.
    I for one would definitely rock a skirt if I wasn't a huge pussy.
     
  7. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    because it wurks like that dunkass
     
  8. rederoin

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    Have consensual sex in the missionary position with him.
     
  9. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    anal sex hurts >:
     
  10. Edgeworth

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    Get out. That's disgusting.
     
  11. Edgeworth

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    Not if you do it right.
     
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    Without a doubt the gayest way for two men to have sex.
     
  13. Dildo Baggins

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    Crisco is your friend
     
  14. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Oh Edgeworth, can you teach me more about seducing men? I'm going to a boys school sometime this month.
     
  15. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Finally a person with common sense.

    If it hurts, you're doing it wrong!

    I bet you know all about it
     
  16. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Oh, YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT ANAL SEX
     
  17. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    No, but my gay friends told me all about it.
     
  18. Edgeworth

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    Don't go to an all boys school to seduce men.
     
  19. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    yes, you are more likely to get beaten up then getting a good ass pounding.
     
  20. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    There's like 2000 people there. At least one of them has to be a dang dirty homo.
     
  21. Dildo Baggins

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    sounds kinky :D
     
  22. Edgeworth

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    Join the GBT club then. I'm sure they have one.
     
  23. oddguy

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    here is a list of thing i care more about then this:

    1.anything.
    2.everything.
     
  24. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Isn't that like a sex club?
     
  25. Edgeworth

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    No. Just a way to meet gay kids.
     
  26. CallMeMaggot

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  27. oddguy

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    that pic was taken in isreal...
    i wonder where though...
    (purely scientific curiosity.)