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  1. Kuma

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    Giant thunderstorm outside and my bed is by two windows. What do???
     
  2. Tom

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    Here are your options:

    1.Post nude pictures of yourself on EDF. But make sure theres lightning in the background.

    2.Shove a dildo up your ass (no lubricant)

    3.Eat a bunch of condoms (Obvious reasons)

    4.Go outside, and stretch a condom around your house. (Obvious reasons)

    5.Go punch a wall.

    6.Go punch yourself.

    7.Go punch your dick.

    8.Start masturbating, then cum on your face. (tastes great)

    9.Start masturbating, jizz in your hand, then finger yourself using jizz as the lube. (feels great)

    10.Close the windows.

    11.Go watch porn, then masturbate furiously for the next few hours.
     
  3. Immortal_Cake

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    Dude... it's nice not knowing you.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Close the window?
     
  5. Kuma

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    Dont worry I finally got off my lazy ass and closed them. But I kinda wished I didnt because I'll be cleaning branches out of my yard all day tomorrow.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Are you really afraid of... rain?
     
  7. Tom

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    I wonder if he really is afraid of... rain.
     
  8. Kuma

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    I am not afraid of rain haha. However I am terrified by Chris Hansen.
     
  9. Tom

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    I didnt know your were afraid of... Chris Hansen.
    Why are you afraid of... Chris Hansen.
     
  10. Kuma

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    Uhhhhh...no reason.
     
  11. Tom

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    Why dont you have... a reason?
     
  12. Kuma

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    Should I have a reason?
     
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    You are probably near me because there are thunderstorms here too. You near Boston?
     
  14. Tom

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    Yes Mr. Pedobear you should have... a reason.
     
  15. Kuma

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    Actually yes I do. Well i mean kinda sorta haha. I live in Parkersburg. The only part of West Virginia that isnt full of ugly redneck hillbillies.
     
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    Why don't you take a seat over there.
     
  17. Kuma

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    Its something about the way he says things like "Why dont you take a seat over there"
     
  18. Kuma

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    Awh shit!!! *Blows head off*
     
  19. Baya Rae 4900

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    Too many New Englanders on this forum, TBH.
     
  20. Tom

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    Hivemind?
     
  21. zaiger

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    Nobody else notice this made absolutely no sense? What does closing your windows have to so with the amount of branches that will be in your yard?

    I think I'm the only one, other than Coolfag. Cash lives about 20 minutes from me and Pink Poodle too but they are obv not here anymore RIP.
     
  22. Kuma

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    It doesn't. But I have like 7 Pen oak trees in my yard. A little breeze comes through my yard and a giant 20 pound branch falls out of one of them,
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm going to paraphrase myself when I was talking about Turks in my home nation: "Do you know how many New Englanders is too many? One. One is too many."
     
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    Hi, I'm Chips Handon with Grapeline NCD
     
  25. Kuma

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    Chips Handon?! GTFO mah ED!
     
  26. Kuma

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    Does Chris Hansen summon thunderstorms to terrify the pedos he's about to ask to have a seat?