I'm drunk

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by skylerconcarne, Dec 3, 2011.

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  1. skylerconcarne

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  2. Rape Train

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    I'm half way through my bottle of El Jimador, faggot.
     
  3. skylerconcarne

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    Is that anything like E&J?
     
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    first i picked my feet to clear my baby toes of the footjam thats been building up causing my toes to flake and rot, which really stinks - then i took the same fingers and put them up my ass cause it was starting to itch - then i pinch and rolled my balls for good measure and picked up the scent of musk and taint, and i smelled my fingers and it smells like the worst thing imaginable that could come from a man: like a deep lingering odor that is as shit stinked and it smells of rotting skin and a type of biologic vinegar from my collected, jellied sock sweat.
     
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    That's gross. And that's coming from the guy eating beef/chicken/pork hot dogs and loving it.
     
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    i tried running my hand under some hot water to clear the scent off but it didnt work and now the room is full of steam that smells like toe jam, light rectum spatter, ball musk and inner thigh / toe vinegar. like soup.
     
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    I feel that. Sometimes I have to sodomize my best friends sister. So I kinda know where you're coming from.
     
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    You know you gotta wipe your ballsweat off with your hand and smell it.