I'm drunk. Ask me a question.

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Baya Rae 4900, Mar 31, 2012.

  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yes. It's one of those threads. Go ahead. Limited time only.
     
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  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm big boned. Literally.
     
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    Describe your chest hair.
     
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  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Mostly vertical.

    These questions seem a bit physical, you know? Tell me, do you prefer the rooster to the hen?

    The fuck is that? Some sort of beer for you NT queers?

    I'm too drunk to stand. Only hard liquor. Because I don't prefer cock.
     
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    I would like to see you write your opinion on something political while drunk.
    Whatever is on your mind.
     
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    Oh shit, The Member Formerly Known As Baya broke into his mommies liqueur cabinet.

    BTW i don't live in the NT anymore, i'm in Brisbane.
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    Just reading about the Trevor shooting thing. The African-Americano that got blasted for behaving like a nigger in a decent neighbourhood. You know. I was just thinking about how suicidal those African-Americanos are. You know, their birthrate and their thuggish demands for better treatment, consequences and circumstances be damned. You see, Hispanics are flooding America but they got a massive birthrate and are willing to work for a living. Two things African-Americans don't have. Or Caucasians, for that matter. Plus they've got that whole assimilation thing going where if only one of your parents is Hispanic then you're completely Hispanic. The problem is that when it comes to higher learning they're thick as fuck. That's where Asians come in. But even without higher learning they've proven themselves to be capable soldiers and traders. Two things which will dominate the world in the near future, I predict. America is going to collapse. Like the USSR. I'll be pissing on her grave, you can count on that. American thinks it can fuck up the world. Thinks it can make an enemy of my tribe. Thinks its invincible. Go fuck yourself. Dumb motherfuckers. I'll enjoy it when all those fucking cunts who depend on America, all those fucking corrupt motherfuckers, when they realise their sugar daddy is dead. I'm going to enjoy looking at that look on their face and watching them grovel. I'm going to enjoy watching them get lynched. I'm going to enjoy watching their families dig their own graves. Animals. They're all a bunch of animals. Fucking collaborators. They all deserve to die. Anyway, Hispanics and the Han Chinese are the two dominant tribes in the world due to sheer numbers. Some might disagree that Hispanics are a tribe per se but they can go fuck themselves. I'm trying to get members of my tribe to study other tribes. Especially the dominant tribes. Even if we've got issues with them, we should learn from success and not just count on tradition which will only keep us fucked as far as I can tell.

    One a territorian, always a territorian. Look at you. Pretending you're not filth. Very amusing. And you're not filth because of where you come from but because you pretend to be something you're not.
     
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    Have you ever poked ur thumb up yer bum?
     
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    I honestly don't remember. I don't think so. Even if I wanted to the thought of having to clean my fingernails afterward is a put off.
     
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    Pfft,who cleans their finger afterwards!


    you ask us drunk questions
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    You ever pour a liquid up/down your snatch?
     
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    Not personally no.
     
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    Not personally ?
    What is that supposed to mean? Someone did it for you?
    (Spunk does not count.)
     
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    I read somewhere that that actually gets you way plastered. Or wait, is that just if you pour it down your butthole?
     
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    fuck,limited time expired :cool:
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    Does that mean you've seen it IRL?

    Man, this thread degenerated fast.

    I don't know if it gets you high. I'm trying to think of somebody who would know. Which EDiot is crazy and kinky?

    Ah!

    @truth
     
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    Both should work. You should soak a tampon in vodka and go try it, then report back here with your findings.
     
  20. Helix

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    No, putting anything up your butt only. It actually will go though the small intestines but bypass the liver, so you get more bang for your buck through the butt. Much more danger of OD'ing however due to bypassing the liver. Heard precautionary tales while in rehab as a minor and fucked a hippie chick who used to pop E like that.

    My question, white meat or dark?
     
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    How old are you The Member Formerly Known As Baya?
     
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    Have you been chased by a pack of wild dingoes?
     
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    Stop giving lethal advice, some people are retarded in biology.
     
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    The kids are doing that now. I saw it on the news.
     
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    14/f/cal lol

    Yes, but here we just call them Lebos.

    No.

    WE'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES, LIVING IN AN ABO PARADISE. SMOKED PETROL ONCE OR TWICE, LIVING IN AN ABO PARADISE. THERE'S NO PUSSY BUT OUR KIDS SHOULD SUFFICE, LIVING IN AN ABO PARADISE.
     
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    @OP if you were a woman (I have a suspicion that you are), would you have sex with me?
     
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    Fuck no.
     
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    Do you realize I am very sexy.