IM CALLING YOU OUT EMILY

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Flu, Aug 30, 2011.

  1. Flu

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    I speak for everyone when I say your lifestyle choice is wrong.You're born whatever way you are and it's not right changing it - ask yourself: WHAT WOULD CHRISTIANWARRIOR94 DO?

    What is it with you benders, anyway? You never look hot, like real girls. I submit a photo of a guy I went to high school with - Derrick, now "Alice."

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    If I ever have kids, and they turn out to be gay - well, that's one thing. I'd still love them anyway (despite being disappointed), but if they got a sex change, so help me ChristanWarrior94, I'd disown them.
    Honest to God, I look more pretty in drag than he does with all the menstrual blood in the world refined and shot into his atrophied balls:

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    Give it up and come back to the light, ye of little faith.
    Save your soul while you still can. I have a p
    air of jeans, a flannel shirt, and a large cowboy hat waiting for you.

    Dressing up like a girl is WRONG!
     
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    Cumming is sinful and therefore not allowed in a righteous auxiliary thread such as this. This is an extension of CW94's purity and I WON'T have it blemished by... *ugh!*... "cummers."
     
  5. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    We have another nigger representing religion?
     
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    Yeah some christfag, he is kind of funny though
     
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    Black is beautiful
    it is the night that weds the day
    it was gods first make
    it was black that was tasked
    to hold the stars
    and it is into the black
    that souls drift
    to get to the light
    of God

    Africans are Gods chosen people. We live in poverty because that's how holy we are, all the time.
     
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    Shut up nigger
     
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    I came from Africa
    on a boat
    on a white wind
    as a slave
    I have never been given a chance
    to forgive their race
    I came into the world as a babe
    reared by God
    who was from Africa as I
    and it was on that boat that
    I met Him
    our God
    as a slave
    He showed me how to frgive.

    I forgive you white devil
     
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    heil jesus, brother
     
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    God did make niggers first.

    Unfortunately, he left them in the oven too long and they came out extra crispy (which is why they like KFC).

    He got the timing just right when he made whitey.

    Now fuck off and fight yo momma for the last drumstick.
     
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    You are a closet nigger.
     
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    I hate it when I find niggers in my closet.

    You can't see the bastards until they open their eyes or smile, and they scare the shit out of you.

    Not to mention the KFC smell that gets into your clothes.
     
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    I support Emily in her choice :la:
     
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    fuck you leave emily alone:mad:
     
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    As Saint of the patron CW it is my job to lead the blind into the light. I am God's braille word, and the word is AWESOME!
    For you, tho, there is no salvation. Too deep are you into the loin of depravity. So perverse are you that you cannot see the way for your head is burrowed deep within your own loin. So heavy are you into your own groin that you may suffocate on your own stale air inside your denim trouser pit.
    Like so many ex-lovers, you will find only despair in your lion.

    Lo, my voice is like unto ChristianWarrior's.
    So speaks the Saint, I.
     
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    Emily can be whatever she want.
     
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    agreed even if it's mostly failure.
     
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    no see it's not "carpet munching" as that implies lesbianism, whereas it's just a guy in drag going down a woman in a perverse mockery of 'the way it was meant to be.'

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    its still her right.
     
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    Now I'm not saying I ended up being a virgin, but somehow my dick ended up in a bagel, AND THAT COUNTS!!!
     
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    I actually do not care what EmilyPlays chooses to waste money on, be it a dick removal or whatever gene splicing therapy one can get these days.
     
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    The only respectable body modifications for a man are those that serve to: A) increase his muscle mass, B) enlarge his cock (see 'A'), C) make his eyes more wild thereby striking fear into even a savage beast, D) attach weapons to his hands or feet E) sell his soul to Satan for awesome powers, or F) attach a vagina around his cock thereby serving to get him pussy around the clock, though it must not take the place of his actual cock. Therefore, it cannot consume more than 80% of its total inches.

    As you can see, the feminization of a man is not on the list and is, therefore, strictly looked down upon. Just as we God-fearing types look down on Jew types for cutting off the mere foreskin, so do we loath the turncoat that cuts the entire thing.
    Quote my dead grandpa, "It just ain't right!"
    And he knew best. He killed Jews Japs in the WW2.
     
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    Foreskins shouldn't be cut off. Anybody who supports this barbaric and pointless practise needs to be caged.
     
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    uncut, and loving it. :awesome:
     
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    Fuck yeah, foreskin.
     
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    GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO HAVE FORESKIN
     
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    I know right. I'm so glad that the Jews never stole my foreskin and sucked the blood off of my penis.
     
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