I'm awake at this ungodly hour because...

... some ass faggot shot a gun, right outside my fucking window.

Also, I forgot to put pants on when I walked out with my sawed-off shotgun.

 

He shot a gun, did he? Right outside your window, did he?

 

Indeed he did. I'm surrounded by Busch Lite drinking red-necks.

 

Well, when in Rome...

 

The redneck version of Rome is the Daytona 500.

 

Modern chariot races.

 

haha, westerners

 

haha, the image of you running about, waving a sawnoff around with your cock hanging out is quite funny.

 

Now your shotty has three barrels. three barreled shotgun

and your war cry will be: DON'T LET ME COME ATCHU

 

I should either buy or make a tri-barrel shotgun...

 

I have a sawed-off over-under shotgun. The top barrel has lead buckshot, and the under has a slug shell.

 

Ew.

Also: "Cum at me, brah!"

 

That sounds like an awesome weapon. I have a shotgun slug rollng around somewhere, they're big motherfuckers. you got a name for your shooting iron? because if not something like "the rape train" would be ideal. I'd love to knpow what kind of damage that thing can do to a scumball spic or nigger though.

 

It's called, "The Solution." I do want to change the faux silver plating on it for gold or gold leaf. I also have a custom choke for the top barrel, so that the spread isn't as wide, as it tends to be when it is sawed.

 

The solution. I like it. ever fired it in anger?

 

Nope, only used it so far to make sure it still works perfectly. I only wish I could have a drum on it , but this isn't Modern War-fag 3.