I'm awake at this ungodly hour because...

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  1. Voodeuxfy

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    ... some ass faggot shot a gun, right outside my fucking window.

    Also, I forgot to put pants on when I walked out with my sawed-off shotgun.
     
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    He shot a gun, did he? Right outside your window, did he?
     
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    Indeed he did. I'm surrounded by Busch Lite drinking red-necks.
     
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    Well, when in Rome...
     
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    The redneck version of Rome is the Daytona 500.
     
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    haha, westerners
     
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    haha, the image of you running about, waving a sawnoff around with your cock hanging out is quite funny.
     
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    Now your shotty has three barrels. three barreled shotgun

    and your war cry will be: DON'T LET ME COME ATCHU
     
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    I should either buy or make a tri-barrel shotgun...
     
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    I have a sawed-off over-under shotgun. The top barrel has lead buckshot, and the under has a slug shell.
     
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    Ew.

    Also: "Cum at me, brah!"
     
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    That sounds like an awesome weapon. I have a shotgun slug rollng around somewhere, they're big motherfuckers. you got a name for your shooting iron? because if not something like "the rape train" would be ideal. I'd love to knpow what kind of damage that thing can do to a scumball spic or nigger though.
     
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    It's called, "The Solution." I do want to change the faux silver plating on it for gold or gold leaf. I also have a custom choke for the top barrel, so that the spread isn't as wide, as it tends to be when it is sawed.
     
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    The solution. I like it. ever fired it in anger?
     
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    Nope, only used it so far to make sure it still works perfectly. I only wish I could have a drum on it , but this isn't Modern War-fag 3.