i'm at work...

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by oddguy, Nov 8, 2011.

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What should i do ?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

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  3. These polls just keep getteing dumber and dumber...

    28.6%
  4. Can't you just kill yourself already you fucking moron ?!

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  5. You should be doing your job,not making stupid thread,dumbass.

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  6. oddguy you are so sexy i want you inside me.

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  1. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    it's so boring...
    i want to die...
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    ...do your job? I'm guessing whatever you do isn't very important if you can slack off like this.
     
  3. oddguy

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    Reception desk at the caesar hotel im israel.
    after all the guests check in and i finish all the paperwork all i need to do is stand around,stare at the wall and answer the same question a hundred times until it's time to go home.
    this usually goes on for a good 5 hours on slow days.
    that's why im on EDF almost all the time.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Well I've got a few hours to burn. Do you know a website where we can play chess or something? I'm inclined to playing weiqi.
     
  5. oddguy

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    you know,my grandfather was a chess champion...
    sadly that was in moldova,so it's not really something to be proud of.
    i,on the other hand, can't play chess for shit.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm sure your grandfather isn't ashamed of you in the slightest.
     
  7. oddguy

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    no he is not.
    that jew fag is dead.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    AWKWARD.
     
  9. Khanzer

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    I think window 7 come with a chess game.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    While you're adorably correct, I meant an online game in which me and Oddy can play against each other.
     
  11. oddguy

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    Would beating an idiot like me actually give you any kind of satisfaction ?
     
  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    I was going to do it to entertain you but if you're going to be so stubborn I'm not even going to bother.
     
  13. Khanzer

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    Oh I see, well I don't know any online.
     
  14. oddguy

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    No,it's o.k,i'm reading shitty webcomics now.
    thanks for the help though.
     
  15. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's okay. :3
     
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    Just, I dunno, catch up on the useless and pointless inter-office memos/e-mails that undoubtedly clutter your inbox.

    I also eBay at work on occasion.
     
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    At least you have work...
     
  18. oddguy

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    Ha ha,you are poor.
     
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    rub the key cards in your ass crack
     
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    and I don't know if you TV Tropes, my good man..but fuck if that aint a SFW way to kill HOURS at work.
     
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    I'm an intern for a bank. They have one of those IT thingy that can intercept your emails when you send them from the office so I use a different account and email to send everyone cat porn during office hours.
     
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