I'm about to be expelled from uni....Diaper Dumpster

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  1. Rodion

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    Oooooh a nerve is struck...
    Is that because you live off disability and leeching off your mom or you do all the web-hosting for the adult diaper community?
     
    #2881 Rodion, Apr 15, 2019 at 7:58 PM
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  2. ASSBLONKER

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    TEACH ME HOW TO BE A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY
     
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  3. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Oh, I see, so then you're saying you only wanted to know because you were desperately looking for something to try and verbally attack me with.

    Why would you do that though?

    Seriously, what exactly is wrong with your brain?
     
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    1) Be narcissistic
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    3) Have very high standards, but pretend they're lower than everybody else's
     
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  5. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Step 1. Don't be a spaz.

    Step 2. Don't hate/attack people.

    Step 3. Be nice, even when other people aren't.

    Step 4. Less is more, don't babble, be a listener.

    Step 5. Bath... but don't bath in cologne.

    Step 6. Act confident. Don't stare at the ground, look people in the eyes. Don't fidget.

    Step 7. Sit up straight, don't slouch, don't stand or walk with your feet looking like a duck.

    Step 8. Speak C L E A R L Y and enunciate. Drink some water and clear the shit outta yer throat if you need to.

    Step 9. Don't act like a know-it-all, in fact sometimes it's better to act like you ~don't~ know about something, even if you do.

    Step 10. Try not to eat in public or, if you do, make sure you have semi-decent table manners so you don't look like you're shoveling shit down yer throat.

    Those are the basics.
     
    #2885 MaynarNawtwhamen, Apr 15, 2019 at 8:23 PM
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  6. Rodion

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    For the past dozens of pages here you were telling @Likeicare he is financially fucked and the rest of the users here are broke wannabee coders so I was just checking with you how one can really bring in the real cheddar.
     
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    False. I responded to verbal attacks, with verbal attacks. I was not the instigator, I merely acted as a mirror.
     
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    Why are you so insecure
     
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    Wouldn’t wearing diapers make that difficult for you ?
     
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    :D :D
     
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    Why is this thread nearing page 100?
     
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    cuz it's a decent anime
     
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  13. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    I think I'm finally gonna watch that Jojo or whatever it's called. People keep yammering on about it, how it's so awesome... even tho the art looks like steroids gone horribly wrong. I figure if the art is ~that~ bad and it still gets tons of praise it must have something really good going for it.
     
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    Holy shit, you made something with Z-index. It must have taken you a staggering 5 minutes.
    Also please learn responsive, grandma
     
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    Um wut? If oddguy sucks someone's cock and gets paid with cocaine then.....
    Last time I checked providing a sexual service for payment was not just a profession but the oldest one....prostitution.
    Doesn't matter if it's a monetary payment, trade or for goods.
    Sounds to me like you don't think sex work is a "job". To the best of my knowledge strippers, cam whores, porn whores and paid companions all have to declare those earnings to the IRS. Regardless if you or any one of us think differently. It's pretty clear that (to me anyway), if the government considers it' a job...then it's a job.
    TL;DR Sucking dick is work. Getting paid for work is a "job". How you get paid for it or it's legality is irrelevant.
     
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    I should probably post something here then. This was my very first game I made in HTML5/Javascript for a small gamejam. The topic of the jam was Kirby. It's from pure scratch with no outside libraries.

    https://attibar.itch.io/kirby-fruit-run

    It was missing some things unfortunately, like a loading screen, but it still worked.

    Right now I'm working on a basic template for games before I make anything new. That way I won't have to rewrite the same code over and over again.
     
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    lol yours was the only submission in the whole game jam
     
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    Welcome back faggot. When are you going to go outside and get a real job?
    For my good friend Onideus the huge faggot.
     
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    Soundation. (No flash)
    Looplaps. (No flash)
    Youtube dj. (No flash)

    But tell me more about that Livestream DJ web application, so I can laugh at your dumb ideas.
     
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    I know it was really sad. I was looking forward to playing everyone's submissions. It's strange, there were 13 of us total in the jam.
     
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    you have a functional html5 game with sounds and basic scoring. baby matt has some wobbly text.

    gotta say, not looking good for Mr. AKSHUN SKRIPT THREE 4 EVAR!
     
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    Your game still sucks.
     
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    That design was 10 years old in 2009. Now it,s 20 years old. I hope noone is paying for that...
     
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    And why would you invent a forum when there are like bazillion free or paid forum software? :confused:
     
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  28. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    I checked out the first one and... you're already wrong. Not only is there a Flash version of Soundation... that's the only version that will actually work on... anything. The only cross-browser compatible version that exists... period.

    Otherwise you have to use Google Chrome, as the "alternative" uses Google Native Client, proprietary garbage that was apparently abandoned back in 2017 in favor of WebAssembly. Which is primarily meant to serve as an augmentation to JavaScript so it can run page scripts as fast as native machine code.

    Do you need me to check the others too, or would you like to admit defeat now?

    The purpose of AS3 has and always will be... cross platform compatability. And AIR is generally the best implementation since it's like creating a web app... without the need to even ~have~ a browser.
     
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  29. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Because I don't like them. Both in style and functionality. The one I'm making is more like a hybrid of Agent's Usenet interface, a modern web board, my Data Archive interface and FaceBook's interface.

    The most cutting edge feature it has is a variation of my Data Archive's "Dynamic Directory Threading".

    It's similar to hashtag usage, but they're preset file/subject/post tags and then you can create virtual directories and virtual threaded discussions.

    The best way to think of it is like... say you have a file that's a fan art picture of Batman, a cosplayer picture that's Batman related, a comic of Batman, etc, etc.. so you might want to create a virtual directory to see ALL Batman stuff... so in that directory you'd get Batman fan art, cosplay, comics, everything. But then what if you wanted to see ALL cosplay stuff. Batman cosplay, Superman cosplay, ANY cosplay. Then you could have a virtual directory temporarily created to show you ALL the cosplay pictures and the file name themselves seem to change (virtually), changing from...

    Batman - Cosplay - XXXX
    into
    Cosplay - Batman - XXXX

    So with a web board you can use preset tags that will auto-tag themselves onto a post. For example if someone made a post and mentioned the name Nancy Pelosi my web board would auto-tag it with "politics".

    So that way it's like if you ran a search for "politics" you could find political related posts even if they didn't specifically mention politics.

    Sort of like having your own specialized/customized search engine built into a web forum along with the ability to have moderators who, instead of monitoring web board content, manage the tags. Tagging management.
     
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    Stop over-complicating things and use a fucking SQL query.

    You don't need to create temporary directories every time someone clicks a hashtag jesus christ
     
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