I'm about to be expelled from uni....Diaper Dumpster

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  1. dropdatwat

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    @MaynarNawtwhamen have you ever even dealt with pointers or any sort of data abstraction in your life?
     
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    You are ruthless.
     
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    The Supreme Court will be soon.
     
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    That thing has never experienced any form of love.
     
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    Replace Ruth Ginsburg with Mike Pence. I support this.
     
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    Lol Adobe themselves announced that flash was obsolete and that they were killing it 5 years ago, 2 years ago they confirmed it was 2020
     
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    I don't know whether Matty's choice to make this thread his den made it more or less sad.
     
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    @dropdatwat dropped the ball and let it happen. Sad.
     
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    Turns out that you have to put the shit INTO Matty, instead of letting him eject it any which way.
     
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    At least Matthew hasn't posted his micro-donger.
    Yet..
     
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    I'm surprised DDT hasn't made a new self-flagellating thread about how pathetic he is to replace this one.
     
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    btw found this on oni's article's talk page

    dwqe.

    even the school shooter thought this tard needed therapy
     
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    i didn't do anything cuz i actually preferred where it was heading
     
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    So you enjoy shit.
     
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  15. dropdatwat

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    there wasn't really anything left to discuss in this thread anyway
     
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    If I remember, I will get a picture of his headstone this fall.
     
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    Piss on his grave please.
     
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    He already pissed on his grave.

    Even if he killed 50 kids, people still would laugh at him. Has life was crap and I get that.

    But he never stopped to realize what he did have. At least he had food and a roof over his head. Many in this world can't say that.

    He didn't think outside of the box and find a way to make his life better. He and Onideus have that in common. A+
     
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    Seeing Onideus suggest using Flash unironically instead of code...Does anyone have any archives of Onideus' "works" in the past? I really want to see his "god" coding skills in action.

    Motherfucker have you not heard of Node JS, or just Javascript/HTML5 at least?
     
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    [​IMG]

    GOD SKILLZ
     
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    Jokes on you guys, Onideus already went into incognito mode and is hacking the pentagon's IP address as we speak
     
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    what a pirate pedo
     
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    Lol, there were so many ways to exploit flash. Your information was correct way back when millennials were cutting themselves on Myspace. Nowadays, you should probably learn html5 and move along.
     
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    The html on this one, wow.
    I don't have to rip into it, but I really want to see if I can explain it properly.
    hatterNo.PNG

    1.) No semantic HTML at all. He used divs for everything instead of using proper elements like section, header, list, article, etc. Looking at the code tells us nothing about its functions

    2.) Set position absolute for everything. Absolute position means that regardless of screen size, the elements on the page will never move. In other words, for any screens thinner than expected, the content may be off screen resulting in the user having to scroll right and left to see the whole thing, or the text could end up being too small to even read in the case of mobile phones.

    3.) Not a11y friendly. A11y is basically web accessibility for everyone including the disabled. This includes adding roles to each element, the language the webpage is in (not hard to do, just <html lang="en">), stating where the links will go,

    4.) Then there's this comment way below in the code:
    That has no reason to be there.

    Now this may not seem much to folks, but no self respecting coder, or client who knows their stuff, would accept this.
     
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    that code makes even my noob-at-html eyes bleed.
     
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    So basically Onideus cuts and pastes code, and then changes a few values around and adds in some strings.

    Script kiddie shit.
     
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    The autism required to define a pixel position for every element is off the charts.

    Granted this was made before all the cool CSS tricks were available, but back then that's what imagemaps were for.
     
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