I'm about to be expelled from uni....Diaper Dumpster

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  1. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Uh oh, backpedal, LOOK OUT!

    I think I'm going to make a bunch of sock bots that do nothing but randomly upload actual diaper porn everywhere into the wiki... just to see how much I can trigger you snowflakes! :D
     
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  2. uberfukken

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    I'm sure some regex can be whipped up for that

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  3. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Is that how you look after three days straight of trying to undo every upload I've ever made to the site?
     
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  4. Lovecraft

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    You couldn't reliably operate a Club Penguin bot if your life depended on it, much less write ANY sort of bot.
     
  5. Linkermann

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    Uh-oh, messy diaper, LOOK OUT!
     
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  6. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    ...wow, you really are clueless, aren't you? I mean, I was sorta wondering how you would even remove the "E" stuff since it's all intermixed, but uh... you're not even aware of it, are you? :D
     
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  7. uberfukken

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    I'm trying to avoid putting strain on the server loading 7k+ images at once. The archive will be local

    (also i hate scanning thumbnails)
     
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  8. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    ...that awkward moment when you're trying to make fun of someone and inadvertently make yourself the diapered butt of the joke. That's a Linkermann!
     
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  9. uberfukken

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    Nothing you ever contributed in the .com era stuck around longer than a minute, and was immediately followed with a ban.
     
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  10. Linkermann

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  11. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Would you retards stop trying to play pretend already. If you actually wanted to make good on your impotent little threats you could instantly wipe out every contribution I've ever made to the site with just ONE single click. Don't try and RP as some kind of badass when you're clearly sitting there in a shit filled diaper you haven't changed in three days because you've been manually deleting one image at at time.
     
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  12. uberfukken

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    We're talking about automating the cleanup process. Try and keep up.
     
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  13. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Sorry kiddo, but there's TONS of stuff from the .com era that I uploaded. A lot of it I never even got around to putting into articles, which is what made a significant chunk of the orphaned images.
     
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  14. Linkermann

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    You haven't changed your shitty diaper in three days??
     
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  15. uberfukken

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    Tell your story walking, bitch.
     
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  16. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    It's already automated, Retard... one single click... you can literally undo every single contribution made under an account. Stop playing pretend.
     
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  17. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Well don't look at me, I ain't goin near you!
     
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  18. uberfukken

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    You're a retard. That would create a worse mess than what's rotting in your Monday diaper.
     
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  19. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Now, now, don't post angry, Tryhard.
     
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    Mediawiki API is like a database query. So we can specify what image to start at and how many to display at a time. It is quite easy and won't strain to server.
     
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    How much space is taken up on the server from the useless crap this guy has posted?
     
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  22. uberfukken

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    Images still have to be served and you're dealing with 50+ pages

    My idea is taking all the images (already downloaded) storing them locally, and looping through them based on a letter selection to create a page that dynamically loads them as they enter the viewport. That way you can just smash the page down button and click on whatever one you want deleted
     
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  23. Linkermann

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    Ok guys, I'm going to bed. I expect to find onideus still sperging around when I wake up and log on.
     
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  24. SnugglyWugglyBlanket

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    I stopped paying attention to this thread for a day and it's 30 pages longer than when I left it soooooo........
     
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  25. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    "We're going to build an insanely over complicated web tool for deleting images one by one off the server instead of just deleting all the images off at once because ~reasons~..."

    -you
     
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  26. GirlOnInternet

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    If he still hasn't killed himself.
     
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  27. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    I made them all really, REALLY angry! :D
     
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  28. uberfukken

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    About 1 gig
     
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  29. SnugglyWugglyBlanket

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    That's less than I expected.
     
  30. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    It's actually more like 1 terabyte.
     
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