I'm about to be expelled from uni....Diaper Dumpster

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    Yeah. That was obvious from the beginning.
     
  3. Linkermann

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    Already suggested before it escalated.
     
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    Hey least your roomate will have his room to himself lmao
     
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    I think there should be a movie based off of this thread.
     
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    So it's fine when you do it...
    But it's not okay when someone does it to you? lol
     
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    cuz regardless of being a snitch, ilmaw did actually break school rules. i on the other hand didn't do what i'm accused of
     
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    oh wait i didn't even read the quotes

    yeah you're right :/
     
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    You probably didn’t mean it in this way, but when you say things like that it looks like you are trying to rationalize snitching.
     
  12. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    It was me, I take full credit for sending his dick picture to his liberal college professors. In fact I have been sending dick pictures to college professors all over the country in my continuing effort to show liberals that pasty white men are beautiful and should not be shamed. I firmly believe that much of the hatred towards young white men in our society is a direct result of a lack of appreciation for the white male body, specifically the penis and, to a lesser extent, the ball sack. Only through direct proliferation and "encouragement exposure" can we hope to end the myth of "toxic masculinity" and bring a new found appreciation of males and male-centric perspectives.

    DICK PICS NOW, DICK PICS FOREVER!

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    Guys in light of this tragic turn of events, I think we need to seriously consider having this sick young man committed.

    For both his safety and our own, in the event of his expulsion I strongly suspect he will commit one of the following:
    A) Go on an attempted murderous rampage (realistically he'll probably just trip, break his neck and/or shoot himself in the bathroom as he pumps himself up.)

    B) Seek revenge on that wonderful gentleman @GloriousReader for trying to set him up on a date with the Dean.

    C) Fail to hang himself several times because he lacks the coordination to tie the noose and he keeps breaking the rope because hes fat.

    I have found a helpful form to get this gentleman the help he needs! :D
    https://www.mass.gov/files/documents/2016/07/tn/form-aa-5.pdf

    Low-Functioning Autism
    Exhibitionistic Disorder
    Possible Pedophilia and Suicidal Ideation

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    Please guys, Drop needs our help before he makes a horrible mistake. :CCCCCCCCCCCC
     
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    Also a nazi pedo who threatened to stab people was here as well.
     
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    ED MAKES YOU SHOOT UP YOUR SCHOOL

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  20. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    To be fair though, with as ugly as he looked, you can't really blame him for putting a bullet through his head. ED just helped him to realize how ugly he really was. And that's a service I think we can all be proud of!
     
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    Wow. You really have a problem with not trying to fuck women. You really do seem like the sort of person that would show off your below average cock to your professors in hope of giving you something higher than a below average grade in their class
     
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    this is mildly amusing, but get back to me when he is actually expelled....
     
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    Which is why you'll be fine with the school. Where you won't be fine is telling us this shit actually happened.
     
  25. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    In all probability this is entirely a moot point as he's probably going to flunk out regardless. I've read enough of his posts (at least three) to know that he isn't exactly driving with all cylinders. He's probably just failing his way through most of his classes. To be honest they'd probably be sparing him a significant amount of shame and social stigma by kicking him out before he can flunk out.

    In fact his online endeavors could be seen as a kind of Freudian style self-destruction, a subconscious effort at self-sabotage to spare him the humiliation of asking his professors why he got straight Fs, only to be hammered with the only acceptable answer one could give in such a situation... "because there isn't anything lower".

    When you're such an intellectual dead end that the lowest academic metric available can't even accurately summarize your intellectual deficiency... unless maybe you count posting your dick pics on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

    That's how they should grade his papers... instead of an 'F' they should just draw a bright red cock and balls at the top.
     
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    You know, I just realized that this email gives absolutely no info on the supposed infraction that led to it.

    Wouldn't it be just lovely if it turned out that noone emailed dickpics to the school and @dropdatwat actually did some other stupid thing that led to all of this? It would mean that his own stupidity informed the school about both the dick pics and his activities here on ED in addition to whatever he did to get himself a disciplinary meeting.
     
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    Given how a total sperg @dropdatwat is, that's entirely possible.
     
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    it says i broke "student conduct." they're cut-and-dry rules that i copy-pasted, and i didn't do anything listed. you kinda have to try to break them
     
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