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  1. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    "SUCH A BUSINESS!" - Chris Jones, Internet Jew

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    If I get up to 1k subs by the 4th of July I'll make an animated/singing version! :D
     
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  2. Schwarzwälder Kirsch

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    Given your average gain of 58 subs per year...which 4th of July?
     
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  3. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    This one if I edit one of my more popular videos with a "please subscribe" image/intro.

    Some of my videos get an absolutely crazy amount of traffic.

    I don't really like the idea all that much though... I mean, I know it's all apart of the game, but... eh, I like it when it's more "natural".
     
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    1 million views after 13 years of uploading tv ads and cartoons? Absolutely crazy traffic
     
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    What in blue blazes are you talking about?
     
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    Yeah... think about that... I can upload ADVERTISEMENTS... and rack up a million views in 6 years... not with ~content~ but with ~advertisements~ ...that's how amazeballs I am!
     
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    You have such a brilliant mind dude. I can't see what more don't listen and bow to you. I can't because I have a man already but if I was single I would be all yours in every way. Thumps up. Keep up the good work you do.
     
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    Oni uploaded a series of Huggies commercials and half of those million views are him watching on loop.
     
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    ...except there aren't any Huggies commercials and YouTube doesn't track views like that... also, if true, why would I even be watching them on YouTube?

    :unimpressed:

    I liked you when you were funny, Karen... what happened to the funny? Did you abort it? Did you take a clothes hanger to the humor that was inside you?
     
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    Youve uploaded hundreds of videos yet people make more views than that in a day from uploading a 3 second video of them farting

    You're a nobody and seeing as you're hitting 40 youre going to die a nobody
     
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    Onideus about to amaze the world with some helium balloon commentary videos
     
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  14. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Hudreds? I haven't even uploaded ~1~ hundred, you fuckin retard.

    And if it's ~so~ easy to get MILLIONS of views just by farting... well, why are you gettin yer ass grinded in a 9 to 5 everyday and not makin millions on YouTube? I mean, you got all the secrets, amirite Chris?

    Shit, you're like a YouTube GURU what with all your... oh, right, you don't even have a YouTube channel... hell you're such a boomer you probably don't even know how to upload a video to YouTube!

    Get fucked, Grandpa!
     
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    Where is this delusion coming from exactly? I mean, I don't have a really low voice, but I don't have a really high voice either. I have a very mid-range tone that's slightly off from the norm. If you really wanted to try and make fun of my voice you'd try and compare it to like... Linus, from Peanuts. That's kind of how my voice sounds. Cartoony, but not like oddly pitched cartoony. I guess maybe you're just projecting?
     
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    Yeah that's why you mute your videos when you're talking and refuse to upload any audio of you talking normally

    I've heard your voicd matt, its unnaturally high pitched
     
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    Is it so high pitched that if he breathed helium we wouldn't be able to hear him?
     
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    Don't ignore me @dropdatwat
     
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    it was linked earlier in this very thread
     
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    Thats not his actual voice though, thats him trying to lower the pitch as much as possible
     
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    yeah no shit. it's still pretty high pitched anyway
     
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  23. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Is there some reason you're repeating yourself? You said something almost exactly like this a couple weeks ago, I verbally ripped you a new asshole and then... you ran the fuck away only to suddenly repeat the same bullshit all over again. Is there something wrong with your brain? Are you caught in some kind of irreversible mental loop?
     
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    ...that is my actual voice. I did not alter it in any way. You really are a fuckin retard, Chris.
     
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    Put up a vocarro recording of yourself talking.
     
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    I have no idea what that is and I have no particular inclination to humor any of you spergs. You'll hear me do some voice stuff soon, I'm working on a number of different projects at the moment. You're just going to have to be patient... and in the mean time you can continue to speculate wildly for my amusement. ^__^

    Coincidentally, there is actually one very popular YouTuber who sounds almost identical to me... I mean, it's actually a little disconcerting how much he sounds like me.
     
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    You are a hattrick lying faggot
     
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  28. MaynarNawtwhamen

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    Okay Rachel Maddow, settle down!

    Calm Down Time.
     
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    This was great by the way...

    QotN_LOL.

    I don't mean to ruin your little attempt at trying to "get back" at me, but uh... you didn't include a link to my YouTube channel... and my YouTube channel is not under the name "Matthew Moulton"... coincidentally, just a little FYI... my name is not exactly unique.

    In fact if you type in my name and YouTube you will get... DOZENS of different Matthew Moulton's... none of which are actually me.

    What's even funnier is that I don't even technically use the name Matthew Moulton, so every time you do stupid retarded shit like this... yeah, you're basically lashing out blind at dozens of rando dudes across the Internet.

    Seriously, it's like you have Trump Derangement Syndrome only it's over some rando dude who said mean things about you and hurt your wittle fee-fees... like... a decade ago!

    StraightFaceAwesome.

    Maybe you spergs should uh... like, I dunno... get help. Seriously. This is not a good look for you.
     
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    It's still high-pitched af
     
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