I'm a plate of Japanese Cuisine, AMA

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    I was born this way!

    This technically wasn't a question, but I'll let it pass because I chuckled.

    Fresh out the fryer!

    okay

    lol

    Tonkatsu!
    It's kinda like BBQ but Asian.
     
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    IF you sprinkle soy sauce on your octopus, will it make a lil dance for me?
     
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    on a scale of one to wasabi how many wasabis are you
     
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    Probably

    Food has no genitalia

    I am a good meal!

    IDK, possibly.

    My neighbor is a wasabi dumpling.
     
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    Yes, but they don't have an account here yet.
     
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    Ask me about my feelings on the new forum changes.
    Or something, anything really. I'm bored. And I'll answer if I'm awake.
     
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    how do you feel about ppl rating your post "X"


    yeah thats the best i can manage. dont expect better, because im not capable of it.
     
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    I'm glad they at least brought like back. That removes at least one variation of the manifested autism.
     
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    Yeah i guess, i kinda wish theyd bring back the neg rating too. And the penis one. But if this helps things, ok.


    And the autism here is very real and apparent. I'm having a convo with a plate of japanese food ITT. If that isnt autism and mental illness, idk what is.
     
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    Are you in need of a side dish?
     
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    Wrong faggot.

    The word tonkatsu is a combination of the Japanese word ton (豚) meaning "pig" and katsu (カツ), which is a shortened form of katsuretsu (カツレツ), the transliteration of the English word cutlet, which again derived from french côtelette, meaning "meat chop". In Korea, tonkatsu is known as don-gaseu (돈가스) or don-kkaseu (돈까스), which derived from a transliteration of the Japanese word.

    It's fried breaded pork cutlet not BBQ.
     
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    Someone watched too much Begin Japanology...
     
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