I'm a piece of shit.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Sugar Bombs, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. Sugar Bombs

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    And I want your bodies. I want nothing from you unwashed savages.

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    I'd say "Nice first post", but there are a few reasons why this can't happen:

    1) It's not a nice post
    2) You're a massive faggot with cunts where your ears should be
    3) It's not your first post
    4) See point 2
    5) You're probably a nigger or a trap

    Welcome (again) to EDF...
     
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    So you're a piece of shit, huh? Here, have some shit

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    Where'd you get my yearbook photo?
     
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    Are you flirting with me?
     
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    [​IMG]Have a puppy .
     
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    Yes, welcome back.

    As a turboparanoid, I am inclined to agree with scumhook's assessment, except that I can't decide whether you are an epic dumbass or a massive faggot. (You could be both.) However, you are or have been a trap, so you'll fit in well here.
    Don't I know you from real life? If so, your last words to me were, "Retard! Retard!!"
     
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    Shut the fuck up, nigger.
    Scumhook said that because my introduction post wasn't my first post, not because I was here before.
     
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    <3
     
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    Nice use of "stratagems". Pity you're going to die a virgin.
     
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    sheman just cant handle user micro dicks liek I do, and im just al loly ;p tee-hee

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    Isn't this the subtext that jumps out of all Tyciol's posts?
     
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    Not a pity for those I'd otherwise fuck.

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    (Also, I'm aesexual, not asexual.)
     
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    Then I suppose it's fitting that a record number of US vets are returning home with no crotch to speak of.
     
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    You're lying to yourself. You're afraid to try.
     
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    Ain't no mentul retrodation in dis fambly.
     
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    Worship The Goddess of GOTIS!
     
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    When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
    It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
     
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    What IS LOVE!

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