If you were paid enough...

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by k-hate, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. k-hate

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    what weird sexual things would you consider doing that you would never consider doing unless money was involved?
     
  2. Fumo161

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    How much are we talking here?
     
  3. k-hate

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    It depends on the task I guess, not like billions of dollars but a nice sum if it was something you normally wouldn't do. How about what weird things would you do and how much money would it take you to do them?
     
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    I would EAT SHIT. :shit:
     
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    What kinds of bizarre acts are you suggesting?
     
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    Elaborate goddammit.
     
  7. k-hate

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    JESUS DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING? WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR 5,000 DOLLARS COLD HARD CASH? IF NOT 5k WOULD YOU DO IT FOR 20k???
     
  8. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I think i'd suck someone dick for a nice sum.
     
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    i love you for starting a thread that even people on EDF are uncomfortable talking about.
    that is some fine work.
     
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    5k: eat vagoo during period
     
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    For $20,000 I would eat 5000 one dollar bills and shit it out in front of a live audience.
     
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    I would give a handy for 5 grand
    I would suck a dick for 20 grand
    I would let someone pee on me for 5 grand
    I would let someone poo on me for 20 grand
    I would give my dad a handy for 100 grand
    I would snort my moms queef for a million dollars
    But I would never, EVER, have consenual sex in the misionary position. Some things are just taboo
     
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    I'd let a random male, female, it, suck the end of a shotgun, for $0. As long as it was in your state, provice, etc.
     
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    8R, da
    fuck
     
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    anal... for $250K
     
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    I would just wrack a fat line of coke on my moms pussy and have her queef it right up my nose.
     
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    I would kill you, then take the 20k.
     
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    20k you can teabag me
    25k for a zjob
    40k for CBT
    50k for bukkake
    100k to get fucked by someone in a fursuit
    500k threesome with both my dead grandmas
    A million for a tentacle rape
    One hundred milion dollars for
     
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    though i would like to maintain to facade of dignity,i must admit,that offered a large enough sum,i too would discard all self respect,and do what must be done to insure an improvement in my financial situation.
    the improvement would not have to be substantial.
     
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    So sucking dicks and getting ass fucked are okay if the price is right?
     
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    is this a theoretical question,or should we start talking number here ?
     
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    numbers, please.
     
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    how much you offering ?
     
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    I would let you brand a cross into my left peck muscle for free.
    If your a nice chick i am free
    guy imma need 1k
    i would never eat :shit: or be peeed on but that is it
     
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    I'd suck a dick for free
     
  27. Lloyd

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    man, you must be a hoot in bed
     
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    name your price...
    what would you do & for how much....
     
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    actually, i am....
    there's plenty of other things to do besides that.
     
  30. Ramsey Bolton

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    how about dancing?