If you were gonna get raped, which one of these methods of rape would you preffer?

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If you raped, which one of these methods of rape would rape

  1. Getting raped by a group of nazifags after they force you to wear a beret

    7.1%
  2. Getting raped by stalin or a group of whites people in prison

    14.3%
  3. object rape

    45.2%
  4. Getting raped by garrett with his massive cock

    4.8%
  5. Getting raped by a whale, sherrod style

    7.1%
  6. Getting raped by old women or men with strap onsand polka music

    4.8%
  7. Getting raped by a batshit insane hermapridite with AIDS, herpes, and Gonnorhea and sex juice

    4.8%
  8. im gay

    9.5%
  9. rape where you get shit shoved up yer dick hole rape

    2.4%
  1. Esther Nguyen

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    I wont pick lol
     
  2. Stephen

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    Why.. Why would you force this choice on me..?
     
  3. Esther Nguyen

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    because im fucking evil lololololololololololol
     
  4. Cthulhu

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    This is hard.
    I pretty much like all the options.
     
  5. Stephen

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    Lets see, the Furries probably have the smallest Pen0rs, and I could kick all their asses when they tried something.
     
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    Can't we just cuddle?
     
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    I'll take my chances with the furfags, they're usually emaciated cunts with micropenises, and I'll probably kill a few in the fight that would ensue.
     
  9. Stephen

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    Exactly my point.
     
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    You're Bla­ck, you could just draw yo' glock and pop a cap in dose muthfuckas.
     
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    Part Black, and I am too poor to afford ammo.
     
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    wut?
     
  15. Moscow

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    You've Still got nigra blood, what's to stop you stealing some ammo? I though thats what you guys did, even the half nigras.
     
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    No one nearby has enough money to buy any either.
     
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    God damnit! All my visions of a gang of furies being mercilessly gunned down have just turned to ashes :(
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    tentacle wape
     
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    Give some money to my neighbor, and i'll steal the ammo he buys. k?
     
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    tentacle rape ftw
     
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    Ok, Will do.
     
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    Tenticle rape

    Although it wouldn't be rape ;)
     
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    Tentacle rape seems the least bad choice. Anything with tentacles is gonna be greasy, so it wouldn't hurt much, and while still traumatic, it would be probably the least humiliating.
    Getting raped by Bubba and Stephen in prison would have to be the worst, because they'd rape you every day you're in there. Getting raped by the furfags would be the most humiliating, but also least painful (most people have taken shits bigger and harder then any furfags micropenis), but you'd never live down that bunch of overweight limp dick asspies. And all the other forms of rape listed are bad shit as well.
     
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    I would, gangbang all the way.
     
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    Getting fucked by the Grannies wouldn't be that bad.
    The Strap-Ons' are not real, so it wouldn't be too humiliating. Also, the Grannies would probably break a hip mid first thrust, so I'd be home free without there being much penetration.
     
  29. Th3Gentilm0n

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    Well, it depends on how much contact there is. If they molest you completely touching you in perverted ways and rubbing against you then it would be pretty disgusting. But if all that happens is you bend over and a dildo goes up your butt, then it wouldn't be too bad.
     
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    niggers ftw