If you had to diagnose deities...

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    What would you diagnose them with? Try not to cheat by suggesting that Narcissus is narcissistic or something like that. Me, I'd say that the Abrahamic deities are narcissistic/megalomanic.
     
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    Old testement god has anger issues.
     
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    God/Jesus/holy ghost: Dissociative Identity Disorder.
     
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    Or perhaps three conjoined twins.
     
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    What book did you read?
     
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    @Racketeer is a deity. He's manic-depressive.
     
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    Lugh- Whiny little bitch syndrome, Conceitedness

    Eiriu- Nymphomia

    Allah- Downs Syndrome (On account of how he contradicts himself every other verse. Either that or that fucking he-ape Mohammed totally made him up for the lulz and to convince the other apes to do what he said.)
     
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    Christian God is a bipolar narcissistic sadist. As all people with too much power are.
     
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    Really. What's that?
     
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    As demi god of this forum I say this thread should be about me as well.
     
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    I diagnose you with Judaism. Basically imagine Jerry Seinfeld but without ad breaks.
     
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    Manic-depressive is just slang for a bad case of the stupids.