If you guys are drunk...

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by madh8r, Feb 12, 2012.

  1. madh8r

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    ...then I'm not drinking alone. I'm going to sit here with this handle of Popov and lukewarm shasta until someone gets drunk with me
     
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  3. madh8r

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    Good enough for me bro
     
  4. Seku

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    i r driunk
     
  5. madh8r

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    Bullshit. If you're so drunk how many fingers am I holding up?
     
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  7. madh8r

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    Exactly right. Obviosly you're not drunk
     
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    please, bitch...the obvious answer was potato

    potato vodka
     
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    Polish Potato Vodka.

    Just the sound of it hurts my tongue.
     
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    Drink Crystal Head Vodka. It's Dan Akroyd's official drink of awesome.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. CallMeMaggot

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    ey, I want one of those!
     
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    I love Dan Akroyd.
     
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    What is wrong with drinking alone?
     
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    if youre getting shitfaced, everything. if youre having a couple beers, nothing.
     
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    I'll drink with all of you later. I've had a bottle of Jack sitting in my room for weeks that I've been too big of a pussy to drink.
     
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    That shit is so fucking good. SO FUCKING GOOD, MAN.

    They filter the vodka through diamonds...THROUGH DIAMONDS, NIGGA.
     
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    MOTHERFUCKIN DIAMONDS!!!!!
    THAT SHIT'S RAD!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Some of my best times where when I was alone and shitfaced. Also, you are never truly alone when you have your cock in hand and liquor in your brain.
     
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    haha i used to sit out on a riding lawn mower every night drinking a case of beer and jamming metal music. then before i would pass out i would put on rocky horror picture show.

    i made the best of bad times.

    ever woke up drunk on a lawn mower? do it.
     
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    Well, at least when you're alone no one is around to see you get shitfaced.
    That sounds like a horrible idea...BRB
     
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    shame is for pussies. i laugh when people tell what i did.

    in fact there are youtube videos of me doing all kinds of pathetic retarded shit. i put them up myself.
     
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    ive posted them like a billion times. my jewtube got shut down but ill reupload later.
     
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    I spent the day in the hospital w00t. I woke up at 6 and started puking, went to the hospital around 8. I thought I had alcohal poisening, but they decided it was food poisening. Also I shit my pants today. I was violently puking, and I had one last heave, holding in my diarreha, and then I heaved and TOTALLY shit my pants.
     
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    pepsi is such a shitty chaser for vodka..
     
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    Chasers are for soft American girly-boys. I drink my vodka straight and plain.
     
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    I'm starting the morning right, with a big jug of Carlo Rossi wine, some OxyContin and Xanax, a pack of cloves, no lights on but my computer, a lava lamp and light-up alcohol & cigarette signs, a few oscillating fans blowing on me, and the full discography of a great Persian tribal-fusion group called "Vas" playing on the stereo. I don't feel a thing and life's damn good, back injury and heart ailment be damned.
     
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    hell yeah. and if youre gonna chase your hard liquor and not be a pussy about it chase it with beer.
     
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    I wasn't drunk but if I was, it would be for all of you