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  1. TheDude2894

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    Gee, I don't think this is that good of a threat considering the types of people who frequent this forum. They probably go "I eat AIDS for breakfast." That's not something to be proud of.
     
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    Like this post right here and I promise I won't torch your car/house/self using a combustible lemon.
     
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    I'm not scared, Cave Johnson.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  6. Enig

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    It's either that or the peanut water transfusion. Are you sure you're not allergic to peanuts?
     
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    No, but I'm allergic to water. Is that going to be a problem?
     
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    Hmm. I'd put you in the dry dock ship experiment, but the ship somehow disappeared. I'm having Carolyn investigate, it though. I tell ya, the boys in the labs are steaming over it. One second, you have a good Arctic exploration ship, next second it warps out to anywhere. Anyway, back to testing. Either way, you get $60 for going through testing. I'll get someone to check for an open spot in the Antimatter Couch experiments.
     
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    Too late, I already got aids from the last thread like this.
     
  10. TheDude2894

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    Goddamn. How about cancer?
     
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    On a scale from one to ten, how dangerous are these experiments?
     
  12. TheForRealDeal

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    S4 already gave everyone cancer
     
  13. TheDude2894

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    Fuck. Your penis will grow shorter?
     
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    For many EDF goers, not possible.
     
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    WHAT IN HELL CAN I DO TO YOU LOSERS THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN DONE?
     
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    I would be pretty upset if you broke my bubbler.
     
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    I'll take my chances.
    I have a spare one you could use.
     
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    Still don't have AIDS.
     
  19. TheDude2894

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    You do, but the anal cancer canceled it out.
     
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    *sob*
     
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    Hm, tough choice.
     
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    Nope, not even that.
    In fact my health has been much better ever since I didn't like this post.
     
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  25. TheDude2894

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    You were dead the whole time.
     
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    I'd rather have Super AIDS.

    Imagine already being hopeless while it gets worse every second.
     
  27. TheDude2894

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    Congratulations.
     
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    Better than liking a post.
     
  29. TheDude2894

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    Which is why I have ultra AIDS.
     
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