If you could change one thing about your appereance.

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  1. Emily

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    What would you choose?
     
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    My ankles. I got my bone structure mostly from my mother's Slavic side of the family, but I got my dad's goddamn chicken ankles! And that's why I dropped out of playing most sports.
     
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    Mph, that's a toss-up...since it's only one thing, I obviously can't just say "physical sex"...

    Well, I like being a spanish/swedish mutt, and most traits I get from that work well in my favor...but I really hate having excessive body hair, so.
     
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    I'd change my eyes, the look like I haven't slepped ever since I was born.
     
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    I -like- that look! Wanna trade? :O
     
  6. Emily

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    Yeah I like that look on other people to
    Ecxept it's purple under my eyes, which is not soo sexay
     
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    Why do I feel like this is turning into Repo: The Generic Opera?
     
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    I still need to watch that all the way through.
     
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    Remember that one movie Spy Kids? The girl from that series is one of the lead roles. You never hear about her in any Hollywood drama, and for that, I applaud her.
     
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    NO FUCKING WAY. She's not the daughter, is she?
     
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    hm. what's your skin tone? that might not be the case for me.


    because i'm a gore enthusiast talking about swapping body parts with someone? :B
     
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    Indeed she is. Alexis Vega I think is her name...
     
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    GODAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
     
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    how so? :v
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Is that another trans?
     
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    Try putting ice cubes on them after waking up. I'd change my feet, I have flat feet.
     
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    seems that way but i am hesitant to draw such a conclusion without hearing from the source p.o
     
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    Are you srs?
     
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    alternately, after you make tea, squeeze out the teabag and let it cool for a second or two, then put it on your eyelids

    i'm somniphobic but that trick is the reason i don't have dark circles around my eyes
     
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    About the ice cubes or the flat feet?
     
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    Def gonna try that.
    Anything that removes that purple is worth a try
     
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    Some hemorrhoid creams also work apparently.
     
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    I wish my hands (including wrists) were bigger and longer. I'm a tall, skinny guy, but my hands are way too small for even that of a build.
     
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    Thicker fingers. I know it's a bit weird, but my fingers are fucking skinny and I have zero ability to grip shit. Which is bad, because I dabble in martial arts and having a shitty grip doesn't help things at all. It especially makes me mad because my dad's fingers ridiculously huge, I can barely pull his finger and thumb apart with my entire hands.
     
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    I drink beer like water and will most likely grow a beer gut one day. I want to remove the beer gut before it ever happens.
     
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    More dicks
     
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    You don't get a "beer gut" from drinking beer.
     
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    Yhea also have the purple under my eyes, especially in the colder seasons.
    When I have a tan you won't see it but else I'm very pale especially in my face. No I''m not a ginger.
     
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    I have a small chin.

    I hate my chin.

    I want a bigger one.