what would they be? Just curious. The first, and probably most obvious: I would fully legalize The use, possession, and distribution of any and all natural drugs, including weed, mushrooms, spice, salvia, etc. Second, I would abolish any and all hate crime laws. Whether the guy you mugged was black or white shouldn't make a difference, if the American government really believes in so called "equality." third, I would make it legal to take a shit in public. It would be so much more convenient.