If you could change/create three laws...

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  1. Helix

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    what would they be? Just curious.

    The first, and probably most obvious: I would fully legalize The use, possession, and distribution of any and all natural drugs, including weed, mushrooms, spice, salvia, etc.

    Second, I would abolish any and all hate crime laws. Whether the guy you mugged was black or white shouldn't make a difference, if the American government really believes in so called "equality."

    third, I would make it legal to take a shit in public. It would be so much more convenient.
     
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    Being a furry punishable by death

    Pedophilia punishable by death

    Breeding licenses, failure to comply punishable by death
     
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    I called this one before I even finished my post.
     
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    Of course
    Who would expect any less
     
  5. Helix

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    Nobody, not even furries. Hell, especially furries, thanks to their ridiculous victim complex.
     
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    Only agree with first, but vehemently
     
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    excellent
     
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    niggers shot on sight

    faggots shot on sight

    feminists raped on sight
     
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    First law would give me a massive cut of all government revenue. Second law would protect the first law. Third law would protect the second law.
     
  10. DDshoeshowz

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    Okay, I have one: Dancingfatkid should have to wake up with a cup of sulfuric acid with his Joe.
     
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    Sounds fun.
     
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    Create three:

    1) My Little Pony is an offense to the state and is punishable by gulag time of three years.

    2) Charlie Sheen is now Jesus. No questions asked.

    3) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe Muslims suck.
     
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    Yes, for me :)
     
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    1. Animal Abuse is punishable by death or life in a torture chamber (Yes, this means beastiality and being a furfag too)
    2. Pedophilia is punishable by castration or death.
    3. All Muslims are to be sent back to Asia.
     
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    1: No medical quackery from the pharmacist unless your "supliment" has been demonstrated to be effective under controlled circumstances it'd be illegal to sell it in the same location where evidence based medicine is sold.
    2:Outlaw the phrase "all natural" "no chemicals" etc in all advertising, Its creating an epidemic of fucking morons (if your one of these people please kill yourself).
    3:Outlaw all forms of advertising including use of testimonials in advertising where a substance is promoted as having medical benefit without backing it up with medical evidence effectiveness and safety under controlled circumstances.

    That'd be a better world
     
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    - Make lying in advertising illegal.
    - Abolish inheritance - after death, one's property is put on auction - and the money goes to random charities.
    - Legalize LSD.
     
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    WOMEN

    1. A woman should not have the ability to own anything. Their bodies included. They are all property of men.

    2. A woman should not have the ability to vote for anything.

    3. A woman must please the man upon request at all times.

    Failure to oblige shall be punishable by death.

    GENERAL

    1. Any form of religion is not to be tolerated.

    2. Personal opinion can only be tolerated with valid reasoning.

    3. There is no freedom of blind belief. Only beliefs that come with valid reasoning.

    NIGGERS

    1. Welfare is not to be tolerated.

    2. Police must take extreme precaution against niggers.

    3. No fried chicken or watermelon shall be given to a nigger.

    Failure to oblige shall be punishable by homosexual rape in special rape prisons.

    LAWS OF PHYSICS

    1. You make your own law with two exceptions.

    2. Everybody is invincible and cannot die. No exceptions.

    3. This law have no purpose at all, except to fill the empty space.

    Failure to oblige shall be You cannot fail to oblige these laws in any way.
     
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    My. 2 cents
    1. No killing unless gov. Says ok
    2. unless you have spoken permission can not do acts to a person
    that's it
     
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    First, ice cream for everybody on Sunday.
    Second, quality schools for everybody.
    Thirst, bestiality and sexual children abuse punished by death.
     
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    thou shalt make fun of hindus
    ........that's all I can think of right now
     
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    I asked for three you fucking retard, and the second one is pretty much already a law.
     
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    Sorry I could only think of those two. My 3rd one is free waffles on Fridays
     
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    You better be sorry