If the Pirate Party can win in Iceland, the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party can do the same in America

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    http://www.rollingstone.com/politic...ed-the-biggest-financial-scandal-yet-20130425
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    If the Pirate Party can do it in Iceland, the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party can do it in America. Don't worry people, there is a plan in the works.
     
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    You're looking at a proud voter of the Pirate Party here.
     
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    We don't like Assange because he didn't come to America to troll the 2012 elections for exposing war crimes. By not doing this, Assange is no longer politically relevant (unless he wins a seat in Australia's parliament). Assange is a coward and we frown upon this.
     
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    I don't think so. If the pirate party can win in Iceland it's because iceniggers were probably pirates at some point in the history. Burgerniggers on the other hand are controlled by jews, and ED isn't jew friendly. Any party in 'murica needs jew approval to win.

    I suggest we do the same as everybody and take over an African country before exploiting its inhabitants and making ourselves rich.
     
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    What was the point then?

    We'll deal with the whole Jewish problem that stands in our way for the Jews are no match for the Samurai. You guys (the ED userbase) just be keeping fabulous and spreading the word about Encyclopedia Dramatica and her soon to be relevant political party.
     
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    we need to translate ED in French too, because the jewish problem here is BIG.
     
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    The point is that Assange is a fraud. He only disapproves of clandestine governments wielding supreme executive power for destructive mayhem if they aren't headed by "benevolent" pseudo-peacenik liberals like Obongo. Just like Moveon.org and Code Pink, he's just another anti-Bush loser who doesn't have the ideological consistency to abandon his party for his principles.
     
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    Winning seats in a parliament is the antithesis of being exiled. Did you even read the article?
     
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    Iceland is doing quite well for a frozen island in the Northern Atlantic. They have recovered from their economic collapse and are still a haven for things like freedom of speech. Also the Pirate Party does more than support piracy btw. The ED Party, since we don't have a parliamentary system in the USA, we must have a catch-all party instead of a niche party if we are to win any public seats of office.
     
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    ... ED party? What's the aim of it? To record and present confidential parliament drama?
     
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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Five_Year_Plan

    The politics are a minor aspect of planned ED reform over the next 5 years.
     
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    To work Rice's meagre shaft, actually.
     
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    You are such a daffodil weed!
     
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    We need to invest quickly and establish a dictatorship.

    We need to transcend the National political order.
     
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    DRAMATICA WORLD ORDER!!!

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    I tried to get through the tl;dr on the link and the main idea I get from it is: no one knows what's happening. Based on that page alone, it sounds a lot like Occupy and the lack of direction is why I disliked them to begin with.

    This explains everything.
     
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    I know, you know where I went after I talked with the peeps at Occupy? A library.
     
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    I'm the reason Occupy Brisbane disbanded. :| I didn't troll them. I just turned up to their rallies and told their leader, Max, the truth about the problems his group was screaming and ranting about.
     
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    Bullshit. As if anyone in OWS would ever listen to logic and reason.
     
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    You have gleefully denounced both logic and reason.

    As I said earlier your positions are identical.
     
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    Uh-huh. Sure they are.
     
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    I shit you not. Max was a pretty reasonable person. His friend/crazy-fucker-that-escaped-from-the-mental-ward/self-labelled "environmental scientist" (gardener at the local primary school) wasn't. His cray-cray friend kept on bagging me out on their website and saying that I was from the government, so the rest of them latched onto Powerword: Government for a few weeks, but eventually got over it.

    You know. Because a 17-year old student is actually a government spy in disguise.
     
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    It has to do with rumours circulating within the OWS that every OWS chapter has either been infiltrated or is in the process of being infiltrated. Said rumours were started or propelled by certain parties whose motives are dubious at best of times. In any case the OWS was started on a retarded principle (that the very rich aren't paying their fair share, even though their contribution makes up the majority of taxes collected) which was cut down almost immediately thus preventing all but the most crazy and stupid to join the ranks of the OWS.

    It also has to do with people being fed up with the century or so of government bullshit (and mantra) which is why libertarianism/anarchy is becoming increasingly popular and why all the astute individuals are joining said movements.
     
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    Yeah, all this 1% thing. The statistic isn't even correct, it doesn't even apply in Australia and the fact that most of these people had computers, an education, food and a home meant they're part of the 20% richest people in the world. Then you get uni students running around with Che Guevara shirts (the guy was a terrorist), bitching about the 1% and saying that communism should replace capitalism (while they camp several days in a line for the new iPhone... DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!) because we all know how well it worked for Russia. I think what they wanted--other than a pat on the back and an award for pretending to think for themselves--was socialism.

    I don't think anarchy is getting popular, as I'm not seeing anyone tattooing "fuck you" on their heads or doing anything chaotic, I think it's just a normal 'rebellious' phase of a young person's life and a mid-life crisis for the older people.
     
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    Seriously though. I'm the last person anyone with half a brain would suspect as a spy. I think that senseless paranoia is part of the reason why none of them got anywhere.